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pickuplines101

1. pickuplines101
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   July 16, 2013 10:14pm UTC
   I miss my teddy bear... Would you sleep with me?
   
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2. pickuplines101
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   July 16, 2013 3:34pm UTC
   So... How you doin'?
   
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3. pickuplines101
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   July 16, 2013 3:30pm UTC
   So you like rasins? How about a date?
   
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4. pickuplines101
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   July 16, 2013 3:25pm UTC
   If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
   
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5. pickuplines101
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   July 15, 2013 11:35pm UTC
   Serious Pick-Up Line #1
   You're the South to my North, but every magnet has both.
   
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6. pickuplines101
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   July 15, 2013 11:18pm UTC
   (At the copier)
   Ah you're reproducing, can I help?
   
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7. pickuplines101
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   July 15, 2013 8:03pm UTC
   Did it hurt when you fell from hevean?
   Because it sure did mess your face up
   
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8. pickuplines101
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   July 14, 2013 11:27pm UTC
   If you were a potato
   you'd be a nice
   potato
   
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9. pickuplines101
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   July 13, 2013 11:38pm UTC
   Is there a mirror in your pants?
   Because I can see myself in them
   
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10. pickuplines101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    Are you from Tennesse?
    'Cause I wanna suck your face!
    
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