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  1. E* E*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:59am UTC
    BUT MOM;
    everyone failed that test

  2. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    I'm the type of person,
    Who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny.
    Follow me, I probably won't follow back c;

  3. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Here's To The Girls
    Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
    -tumblr-

  4. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    I'm in love with you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  7. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    I don't even get why you hate yourself so much.
    You're perfect in my eyes.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. justme02 justme02
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:50am UTC
    People like you
    are the reason i have trust issues

  10. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:34am UTC
    Falling in love with a guy is easy
    but trying to forget the guy is harder.
    NMF/Probably NMQ.

  11. DontSayGoodbye DontSayGoodbye
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:27am UTC
    Fave This,and I’ll write a name that sounds good with yours on your profile. Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Real life horror story -
    Running out of food.

  14. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    "One time, Niall sat on the floor and tried to find a way to put his M&Ms in alphabetical order."
    -Louis William Tomlinson-

  15. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    If you think about it
    It doesn't make sense how people put a ;)
    when they're flirting with someone through a text.
    I mean, when you flirt with someone in person
    it's not like you stand there winking at them...

  16. UNICORN101 UNICORN101
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    If you type 'lL!k3E Diiisz', don't talk to me.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
    That's God playing Sims. He just canceled your action.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    since beating people up is illegal,
    i'll just annoy them with sarcasm.

  19. imthatkid imthatkid
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    "Dude he just called you short!!!!! "
    " Oh hell no, lift me up!!!"
    imthatkid(;

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    I'm addicted to:
    ❒Drugs.
    ❒ Alcohol.
    ✔Music.
    ✔The Internet.
    relax mom, i could be worse.

:)

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