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yourcool
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November 12, 2012 7:25pm UTC

harry potter: why don't you have a nose?
he who must not be named:
dumbledore:
harry potter:
he who must not be named:
dumbledore: oh my god harry, you can't just ask people why they have no nose.

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伤*
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November 12, 2012 2:08pm UTC

One Direction backwards is 'noitcerid eno' which means 'perfection' in a language i just made up

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subtlysam
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November 11, 2012 11:57am UTC

me: can i have your babies?!
one direciton: ... what?
me: can i have your autograph...
one dirction: sorry sounded like something else...
me: what'd you think i said?
one direction: can you have my babies.
me: well i mean, if you are offering, sure.
one direction: but i wasn't-
me: yolo. now off with your clothes.
-tumblr
do remember i am a boy....
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musicaddict27
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October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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PotterHeadPride
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November 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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hermione23katniss
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November 3, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Mitt Romney should change his
name to "Fetch Romney" because
he is never going to happen...

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sarahlikesbands*
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November 3, 2012 10:51am UTC

there should really be an awkward category

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lovecrazy
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November 3, 2012 10:55am UTC

I hate when people say nice things to me, because
I don't know how to reply,
I start blushing like crazy,
and because I know it's not true..

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MyWittyProfile
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November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Romney or Obama?
Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

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onedreamonedirection
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 7:50pm UTC

How many people,
have had a stardoll account,
sometime in there life?
fave if you did.

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Arilena :)*
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October 31, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Some cute boy just winked at me
with both eyes at the same time. o:
♥

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xHello
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October 17, 2012 1:34pm UTC

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Blonde girls are pretty, red heads are smart, but only a brunette can steal a boys heart ;)
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nevercutyourbeautiful
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October 28, 2012 7:22pm UTC

To everyone who has/is going to be affected by hurricane Sandy,
Stay Safe! My school got cancelled because its going to directly hit us! Stay indoors! Everything will be okay! ill be praying for you all!!

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hermione23katniss
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October 28, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Who eIse remembers "Hottie Lamottie
with the swimmers body" from Hannah Montana?

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