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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:52am UTC

That FML moment
when you realize..
all of your friends are out at a
party/shopping/movie/sleepover,
and you're all alone, sitting at your computer, on WittyProfiles...

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 8:48pm UTC

I just read an advertisment that said:
Are You
Happy?
[Click Here To Find Out!]
Am I happy? Shouldn't I know if I were?

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 4:47am UTC

•••••••••
Sometimes I just look at my friends and think,
"Yup, this is why no one want's to hang out with us."
•••••••••

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Beauty
Is only an opinion.
But Don't let others decide whether you're beautiful or not.
♥
©jassayloux

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:32am UTC

Please do not annoy me while I'm on my period...
...unless you want a free tooth removal.
my quote! Please do not steal..
Format by Sandrasaurus

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 11:41pm UTC

To all those girls that
suffer from depression or
cut their wrists daily,
I just wanted you to know that
you're
beautiful♥

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Omegle Chat:
Stranger: I don't have friends.
You: Aw I'm sure you have some.
Stranger: No, I'm terrible afraid of intimacy.
You: Well i guess we can become friends if you like (:
You: even though I am 5 years younger than you
You: haha
Stranger: It will be hard to do.
Stranger: 4 years.
You: 4? ok
Stranger: I like adding one year for roundedness.
You: oh.
Stranger: And to realize that I'm getting older.
Stranger: And I have no friends ))
You: I feel sad for those who have no friends :(
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: I could talk to people almost always.
Stranger: They not necessarily like it though.
You: well I think it's just nice to have friends
You: someone to talk to when you're down
You: or just someone to joke around with
Stranger: I have a rubber duck.
You: ..
Stranger: I named it Cornelius.
Wtf...?

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 10:58pm UTC

I'm not
Lazy,
I'm just on
Energy Saving Mode.
nmq/nmf

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Dear Witty Advertisements,
I don't want to get my brain tested, buy a new car, get my house (that is already insured) insured again, play a really weird fantasy game, find out what my future baby would look like (when I'm not even married- or have a boyfriend for that matter of fact), get more TV channels, get birthday printables, date 50 year old guys/girls on the internet, play realistic golf or anything else weird that you have to offer.
I'M JUST HERE TO READ QUOTES.
Sincerly, Annoyed Teenager.

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Buy a New Honda Car www.honda.com.au
Browse the full Honda car range. Find a dealer
close to you.
Fooled You~~

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 5:30am UTC

Is it just me, or does
Easter Chocolate
taste better than
Normal Chocolate

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 5:20am UTC

Having 'Swag' in your username does not make you any cooler.
It only makes you sound like you're a try-hard.

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 5:12am UTC

..and does anyone else remember..
Do you like him, or do you like LIKE him?
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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:40am UTC

So I hear you like bad guys
Yeah...
Well my mum says I'm not allowed to turn the TV volume up past 20, but sometimes I turn it up to 21 ;)
...

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 11:41pm UTC

What's Your Sloth Name?
1. Use the first letter of your given name:
A- Molasses
B- Rip
C- Cinammon
D- Fluff
E- Sloppy
F- Slugger
G- Barney
H- Lentement
I- Bagalood
J- Chewie
K- Slo-Mo
L- Sonic
M- Sleepy
N- Perezoso
O- Baby Ruth
P- Slowpoke
Q- Tiny
R- Ryan
S- Bilbo
T- Kanta Kinte
U- Toby
V- Speedy
W- Sid
X- Coffee
Y- Coconut
Z- Autumn
2. Use the first letter of your middle name (or second letter of your given name if you don't have one):
A- The Cuddly
B- F*ucking
C- The Enchanted
D- The Chillin'
E- The Algae Covered
F- The Cross Eyed
G- The Dwardling
H- The Sinning
I- The Measured
J- The Easy-going
K- The Delibrate
L- The Drowsy
M- The Magnetic
N- The Swimming
O- The Two-toed
P- The Camoflaged
Q- The Nuzzling
R- The Lethargic
S- The Procrastinating
T- The Original
U- The Agressive
V- The Three Toed
W- The Box-loving
X- The Graceful
Y- The Swinging
Z- The Cutest
3. Use the first letter of your last name:
A- Van Winkle
B- Messiah
C- Folivore
D- Wookie
E- Somniloquist
F- Goliath
G- Gosling
H- Saviour
I- Gonzalas
J- Panda
K- Goonie
L- Pillow
M- Shoot-eater
N- Honeybee
O- Somnambulant
P- Smile-factory
Q- Monkey
R- Turtle
S- Dumbwaiter
T- Ding-a-ling
U- Ben Affleck
V- Insomniac
W- Tree-dweller
X- Ephesian
Y- Wizard
Z- Leaf-eater
Comment Your Name!
I'm Fluff F*cking Pillow

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Oh wow.
You're really going to fight me over the internet?
What's the worst you can do?
Caps-lock me to death?
nmf/nmq (Tumblr)

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 9:30pm UTC

God creating me:
God: I'll just add three tablespoons of computer
addiction, and socially awkward..
God: ...Now just a dash of sexy...
God: ...Hmm, looks like I ran out of sexy....
God: ...More computer addiction and socially
awkward it is!
nmq (Tumblr) nmf

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Well..
Maybe if you were less annoying
I'd actually listen to what you have to say..
♥
Format by twilightgirl995

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Are you serious?
The first6 best quotes on Witty shows this:
• pending moderation •
Stop. Just stop. You're making Witty boring.
You're making Witty anything BUT Witty.
Quit hating, and just calm down. Stop reporting
all the best quotes that people on Witty have
come up with. I want the old, original
WittyProfiles back, not the new, boring one.

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 9:17pm UTC

i wish...
there was a WittyProfiles app, so I could check my Witty at anytime, anywhere ♥
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