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  1. elizabeth617 elizabeth617
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    First Lizzie McGuire is pregnant, now London Tipton. I bet Raven didn't see that one coming

  2. elizpurp13 elizpurp13
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Boy: I have a toddler crush on you;)
    Girl: Toddler crush..?
    Boy: yeah, it's like 3 years old

  3. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    WSHG
    we stalk hot guys
    care to join our organization?
    the FBI is pretty jealous :)

  4. ExclamationPoint ExclamationPoint
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    That sad moment when..you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.nmf/nmq.

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you accidentally "Like" something on Facebook while you were stalking.

  6. JustinBieber4ever JustinBieber4ever
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 4:28am UTC
    Starting a
    sentence with "bro" when your about to make
    serious point
    Format: twilightgirl995

  7. domm13 domm13
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:21am UTC
    I know they say the first love is the sweetest.
    But that first cut is the deepest,
    I tried to keep us together/
    But you were busy keeping secrets.
    </3

  8. amberlynn2013 amberlynn2013
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 12:46am UTC
    A boy
    will make his girl jealous
    of other women.
    A gentleman
    will make other women;
    jealous of
    his girl.♥

  9. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    And sometimes I wonder,
    Will I ever get,
    The guy I really like...
    nmf.

  10. Dream_Dare_Amaze Dream_Dare_Amaze
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:07am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    JUST BECAUSE
    SHE'S PRETTY
    DOESN'T MEAN
    YOU'RE UGLY

  12. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:54am UTC
    Hahaha,
    that quote was funny...
    [....the first 50 times I saw it....]

  13. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:07am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥
    Cucumber
    Never knew a vegetable could be a bad word
    From now on whenever I'm near an adult and I want to swear I'm going to use a vegetable instead.
    "You broccoli! Go shove a zucchini up your tomatoe you ugly squash!"
    ♥♥♥♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. PeaceLoveMusic PeaceLoveMusic
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    Surviving is important.
    thriving is elegant

  16. cutie4490 cutie4490
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:20am UTC
    POP POP BABOOM
    KA-BOOM OM OM POP BOOM
    Dude wtf
    I'm live-texting you the fireworks display I'm watching. Your welcome.
    boom boom ~sparkle~
    BANG

  17. sportsf0rlife33 sportsf0rlife33
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    Something eventful happens to you and thinking, "this is soooo going on witty!"

  18. sportsf0rlife33 sportsf0rlife33
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    I don't need your permission
    so stop telling me what to do, k?

  19. sportsf0rlife33 sportsf0rlife33
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    You realize that someone else has been using your toothbrush

  20. sportsf0rlife33 sportsf0rlife33
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:33am UTC
    I've heard all your words & seen all your actions,
    and you will never make me feel
    less than what I am.

:)

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