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Cucumber
Never knew a vegetable could be a bad word
From now on whenever I'm near an adult and I want to swear I'm going to use a vegetable instead.
"You broccoli! Go shove a zucchini up your tomatoe you ugly squash!"

 
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♥♥♥♥ Cucumber Never knew a vegetable

1303 faves · 12 comments · Aug 8, 2011 12:07am

Althearose

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Althearose


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bellaaa · 1 decade ago
cucumber is a swear?
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avaquinones · 1 decade ago
Cucumbers zuchinis tomatoes and squash are all fruits
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laughingmyheartoutx33 · 1 decade ago
LOLOOL, i like the last sentence, it made me laugh for a whole like 5 minutes.
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Althearose · 1 decade ago
Omg hahaha \/

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Funinthesunxx · 1 decade ago
this is so corning hilarious
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rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh* · 1 decade ago
lawlslsss guyss its whats INSIDE of the word cuCUMber haha....
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bella92008 · 1 decade ago
since when is a veggie a swear ? lolz
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha! I always say stuff like 'shut the front door!' and 'you... you mother....fffffather sister brother!' and stuff like that. it's hilarious!
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Althearose · 1 decade ago
Hahaha!!

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denabrance · 1 decade ago
This is honestly how I swear...
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jamejame2 · 1 decade ago
please i wouldnt be using veggys for my cursing haha jk lol :)
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livelifetothefullestx3 · 1 decade ago
Loooooooooool! A cucumber is a swear? Lol, in what language?
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