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pikachu-farts*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 3:25pm UTC

*long but worth it*
I gave my friend my notebook that I write all my story ideas down in, and when I got it back, I found this written in it:
'Once there was a girl called Julia. She was a really awesome writer and had sexy teeth. She also loved her bff, Lina ((my friend)), who was super sexy and full of awesomeness.
One day, Julia went to buy a banana, but as she reached for the yellowest looking banana, her hand met with another reaching for the tasty fruit. She looked up into his eyes and... she saw he was a ninja.
Quickly, she jumped into action, fighting him with her own ninja-like skillage. She managed to fight off as many as she could until she was overwhelmed. She thought it was the end, until all of a sudden, Kung Fu Panda fell from the sky, squashing all the ninjas. He then proceeded to take off his head to reveal that he was actually Aslan.
Aslan told her that for her bravery she could have one wish, so she wished for the whole world to be full of bananas. The next thing she knew, she was swimming in a sea of yellowy fruit.
However, when she got home she found Lina dead from all the bananas because of how much she hated them. Julia swore she'd get her revenge on the bananas so she spent the next five years of her life eating all the bananas in the world, so now they're extinct.
After eating so many bananas she started to turn into one, so she locked herself into a tower in fear of being eaten herself. She spent many years eating humans to try and change her back, but it didn't work.
She knew the only other thing to break the spell was true loves first kiss. So she found a randomer and kissed him, but it didn't work, so she ate his face.
She became really depressed and developed brown spots on her complexion. Suddenly, in the distance, she sees a yellow blob running towards her. It turns out it's another giant banana. They run into each others arms, kiss sexually, and confess their love for each other even though they don't know each others names.
They both turn back into really sexy humans beings and live happily ever after.
The end.'
This is exactly why we're friends.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 2:10pm UTC

Those scenerios you
make in your head .
When you start to like someone ♥

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365days*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
*My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
Sister: Take notes then.
Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
Sister:
Me: Score!
Sister: Give it a rest.
Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
Sister: I could go on for forte days.
Me: That would B major.
Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
Sister: You have some major problems.
Me: I don't like your tone.
Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
Me: This is alto much for me.
Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

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cookie_monster_emzz
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 1:04pm UTC

READ THIS ALOUD:
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is an cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat.
NOW READ THE THIRD WORD IN EVERY SENTENCE ONE AFTER THE OTHER STARTING FROM THE TOP.

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 12:40pm UTC

The girl you just called a Mudblood?
She spends hours practising her spells, hoping people will like her.
The boy you just Stupified?
His parents use the cruiciatus curse on him regularly.
The guy you just made fun of for crying?
Death Eater's killed his father.
Fave and comment if you are against bullying in the wizarding world. You never know what it's like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

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tumblinggirl21
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 9:26am UTC

2 + 2 = Fish
3 + 3 = Eight
7 + 7 = Triangle
Only smart people would get this! Fav if you get it! :)

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Would you like a table?
"No I came here to eat on the floor,carpet for 5 please"

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NothingButAbby
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 6:21pm UTC

Mum: If all of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
Me: If all parents used the same analogy, would you use it too?

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MissEmma
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 11:49pm UTC

i think
she's caught
between who
she is
and who she
wants to be

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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FabandFunny
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 4:53pm UTC

There was a woman she was running in a marathon.
Her boyfriend was standing at the finish line.
He was holding a case with a ring in it.
He was going to propose whn she crossed the
finish line. But she never did as the bomb went
off and she died before he got to propose.
This is for the people of Boston.
For anyone in Boston who was killed
or has lost someone close to them.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC

I'm ugly
Anyone who faves this disagrees.(which won't be a lot)
Repost if you have ever been called ugly.

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Little_Writer_220
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:39pm UTC

When you realize you're Plankton.
A failure and married to your computer

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Little_Writer_220
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 11:06pm UTC

My bro: So to say pizza in Spanish you just say pizza? They don't put an a at the end or nothing?
Me: There already is an a at the end Buddy
He's eleven

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Little_Writer_220
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 12:11am UTC

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:46pm UTC

The Ten Commandments of Witty
1. Thou shalt not put any website creators before Steve.
2. Thou shalt 'follow' Steve under all conditions.
3. Thou shalt set aside work to go on Witty Profiles at least once a week.
4. Honor other Wittians' opinions.
5. Thou shalt not have curses or rude sayings in their quotes.
6. Thou shalt not pretend to be the opposite gender.
7. Thou shalt not steal other quotes.
8. Thou shalt not falsely accuse a Wittian of something they did not do.
9. Thou shalt not ask for faves or followers.
10. Thou shalt not hate on Witty Profiles or anyone in it.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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