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erinnn
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November 15, 2012 10:00am UTC

*What happened At school*
Mikayla: I hate being a chick! All the fighting and stuff
Josh A: Why don't you throw a couple of punches it's all over in like 5 minutes
Me: Girls don't fight fair. They gang up, keep secrets, plot against you and slowly tear you down from the inside and cut you down with one look
Josh B: Wow that's deep
Bianca: But its true
All girls around: It's so true
I felt like Jesus

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ninelittlelions
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November 15, 2012 9:08am UTC

THE LEAVES
DON'T
APOLOGIZE FOR
CHANGING
so why should i

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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October 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC

i would never go bungee jumping.
a broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out.

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CandEProductions
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August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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skyrochelle

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September 24, 2012 4:46pm UTC

like a good neighbor,
stay the f.uck over there.
nmf/q

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LifeISBeautifulXOXO
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 12:21am UTC

YOU GO BACK TO HER
AND I'LL GO BACK TO
BLACK!!!

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xTheHungerGamesx
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September 18, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

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underestimated
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September 18, 2012 9:31pm UTC

ESKIHO
(Noun)
GIrls Who Wears
UGG Boots With
Mini Skirts.

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