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Hunger games all the way.

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paigelit38
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March 27, 2010 7:23pm UTC

Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored.
~MLIA~

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paigelit38
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March 24, 2010 4:05pm UTC

Today, I called my friend Alice, and before it even rang, she answered. She had opened her phone to call me at the same time i called her. The fact that her name is Alice and that she "knew" I was calling cracked us both up! It made me happy :]
~MLIT~
My Life Is Twilight! ;p

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paigelit38
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March 13, 2010 1:42pm UTC

Today I told my friend that I put my m&m's in alphabetical order. She believed me.
~ MLIA ~

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paigelit38
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January 19, 2010 5:39pm UTC

Today I handed in a paper with curse words all over the margins.
I may have changed their font color to white, so they don't show up,
but I still felt awesome giving it to my mean teacher.
~MLIA.~
haha deffinitaly have a teacher like this... ;]

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paigelit38
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July 1, 2009 8:59pm UTC

When you cry...
A friend will sympathize
But
A best friend will hand you a tub of ice cream and two spoons
:]

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paigelit38
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July 1, 2009 8:50pm UTC

When you're hot...
A friend will get you a drink
But
A best friend will rain dance.
:]

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paigelit38
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June 21, 2009 8:35pm UTC

http://www.iconator.com/icon.php?IconID=1786572
haha Robert Pattinson...weird... ;P

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paigelit38
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June 21, 2009 8:31pm UTC

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Edward and Bella... mean but funny :]

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paigelit38
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June 21, 2009 8:28pm UTC

http://www.iconator.com/icon.php?IconID=891516
Avatar of Harry and Cedric...funny! :]

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paigelit38
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June 21, 2009 8:15pm UTC

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Avatar of Edward Cullen in twilight...funny! :P

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paigelit38
posted a quote
May 29, 2009 4:16pm UTC

Pshh,
Boy I don't need you
In my life anymore
Because
I've got two new men
And their names are
Ben & Jerry
<3
haha. Get it?! Ben & Jerry's ice cream! ;]

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paigelit38
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May 27, 2009 5:17pm UTC

Well I was shopping for a new car
Which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was
whack cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling
phat my legs are sticking to the vinyl
and my posse’s getting laughed at
f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby
That one's my favorite one :]

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paigelit38
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May 27, 2009 5:11pm UTC

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.
haha love it :]

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paigelit38
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May 26, 2009 5:11pm UTC

I think I'm possibly falling quite hard over you...<3

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May 24, 2009 12:43pm UTC

Edward Cullen: I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.

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paigelit38
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May 24, 2009 12:41pm UTC

Isabella Swan: Everybody's staring.
Edward Cullen: Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways.
[looks at Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice]
Edward Cullen: Since I'm going to hell
[slips arm around Bella's shoulder]

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paigelit38
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May 22, 2009 10:09pm UTC

Edward Cullen: I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
Isabella Swan: Then don't.

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paigelit38
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May 22, 2009 10:09pm UTC

Rosalie Hale: [after Emmett catches the baseball by climbing a tree] My monkey man!

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paigelit38
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May 22, 2009 10:09pm UTC

Edward Cullen: I should go back there and rip those guys' heads off.
Isabella Swan: Um... No, you shouldn't.
Edward Cullen: You don't know the vile, repulsive things they were thinking.
Isabella Swan: And you do?
Edward Cullen: It's not hard to guess.
Edward Cullen: Can you talk about something else? Distract me so i won't turn around.
Isabella Swan: You should put your seat belt on.
Edward Cullen: Haha... you should put your seat belt on!

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paigelit38
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May 22, 2009 10:08pm UTC

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...
Isabella Swan: I don't need to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?

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