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paaf
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 12:10pm UTC

making a new quote
and thinking:
"yes, this will get a lot of faves."
an hour later:
...2 faves...
"oh, that's cool too."
nmq

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paaf
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 7:55pm UTC

thinking somebody is
secretly watching you while you're changing into your bathing suit. ♥
nmq

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paaf
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 6:53pm UTC

Dear Noah,
I could have sworn you said your Ark was leaving at 5.
From, Unicorns

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paaf
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 9:43am UTC

I don't care if you catch me staring,
because i know you were
staring back< _ 3

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paaf
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 9:32am UTC

YouHadMeAtHello(:

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paaf
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 12:20pm UTC

10% of car thieves are left handed,
all polar bears are left handed,
if you get your car stolen,
there is a 10% chance it was taken by a polar bear.

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paaf
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 12:02pm UTC

girls fall in love with what they see
boysfall in love with what they hear
thats why girlswear makeup
&boys lie
-wiz kalifa

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paaf
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 9:21am UTC

I think you're the one who needs a visit to Oz . See if the wizard can find you a heart.

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paaf
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 4:58pm UTC

dear voice in my head,
i'd listen to you a lot more if you had a
british accent

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paaf
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 4:43pm UTC

Dear boyfriend who ended our phone conversation with "Love you too Ashley",
You have some explaining to do...
Sincerely, Emily.
got this from a website, nmq.

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paaf
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 12:15pm UTC

Justin Bieber is gay?
He has a girlfriend.
Justin Bieber is a crap singer?
Usher and Justin Timberlake were fighting over him.
Justin Bieber is ugly?
MILLIONS of girls think he is the hottest guy in the world.
Justin Bieber is weak?
He broke his foot ON STAGE and carried on singing!
Justin Bieber is a girl?
Girl's voices cant brake, and Justin's voice has.
fave if you love justin ♥
haters you can kill yourself(;

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paaf
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 10:29am UTC

you only live once,
but if you work it right,
once is enough.
♥

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paaf
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 9:49am UTC

no one falls in l ove by choice,
it's by chance.
no one stays in love by chance,
it's by work.
no one falls out of love by chance,
it's by choice.

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paaf
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 8:24pm UTC

"If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever"
-Winnie the Pooh

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paaf
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 8:14pm UTC

Life isn’t about finding yourself,
It’s about creating yourself.
-Eminem

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paaf
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 7:36pm UTC

Enjoy Yourself.
These are the good old days you're going to miss
in the years ahead.

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paaf
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 7:21pm UTC

i always knew looking back at the tears would make me laugh, but i never knew looking back at the laughs would make me cry </3

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paaf
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 7:32pm UTC

Random Fact
the sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,"uses every letter in the alphabet.

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paaf
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 7:00pm UTC

that should be me
holding your hand ♥

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paaf
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 10:27am UTC

FOR SALE:
Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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