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pluto*
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 7:55pm UTC

Uh oh!
Are you sexy and do you know it?
Yes
No

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC

teacher:
STOP PACKING UP,
there's still 8 seconds
left of the lesson!

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC

Either my spidey senses are tingling,
or my foot just fell asleep

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 7:11pm UTC

When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply from someone you like
nmf- electropopx

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osnapitzyanni
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 10:17pm UTC

if you dont have anything nice to say...dont say it at all. . . and just post it at wittyprofiles.com
:)

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lovemusicdance066
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November 20, 2011 9:43pm UTC

My name is Chris. I am three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid. I must be bad. What else could've made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better. I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do wrong. I can't speak at all. Or else I'm locked up all day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone. The house is dark, my folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight. I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar. I hear him curse. My name is called. I press myself against the wall. I try to hide from his evil eyes. I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping. Calls me ugly words. He says it's my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more. I finally get free, and run to the door. He's already locked it, and I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me hard against the wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream, but it's now much too late. His face has been twisted into an unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain, again and again. Oh please God, please let this end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door. While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris. I am three. Tonight my daddy murdered me.
[♥] if you're against child abuse.

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bigorca_9
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 9:39pm UTC

It's my 15th birthday,
so can i get 15 faves?
thanks beautiful(:

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 10:20pm UTC

what do you call a fake noodle?
AN IMPASTA.

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wallflowersandprettypictures
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 9:33pm UTC

1
Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

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NoDoubt
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Look,
So Many People Are Commiting Suicide Because Of Bulling. It Makes Me So Sad. I Read Something About Someone's Sister Commiting Suicide.
And I Cried My Eyes Out. For Two Reasons.
One: It's Wrong, And I Wish Someone Would Have Stopped Her. Another Good, Pure, Person Gone. We Can Never Bring Her, Or Any Of The Other People Back.
And Two: This Boy, I Liked For.. FOREVER(Before I Met Alex) Is RIGHT Now Thinking About Commiting Suicide Over His Ex.
And Everytime He Brings It Up, I Say "No. I Won't Let You. I Will Do Whatever I Can-Run To Your House, As Fast As I Can, No Matter What Time Of The Day Or Night It Is. And I Will Wrap My Arms Around You... So Tight, You Won't Be Able To Do It."
This Isn't For Faves, This Is To Show What's Happening. Please, Help Stop It.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
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any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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falling_stars
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November 10, 2011 5:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 5:53pm UTC

Fave if your thinking of him. ♥
LOL JK! FAVE IF YOU WANT FOOD.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kimbahhlayx
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 6:53pm UTC

dear santa...
^for christmas i'd like....
NO! WAIT! forget that! , Go & get your sleigh and go to afghanistan, get all the soilders and bring them home safely. they deserve presents more than i do.
♥
FAVORITE THIS QUOTE TO SHOW RESPECT FOR THE SOILDERS WHO AREN'T COMING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. ! MUCH LOVE & SUPPORT TO OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR OUR COUNTRY.
nmf

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RawrLexixD
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:42pm UTC

Please Read. Please.♥
There's this popular guy, a year younger than me named Brady who's super duper tall, because he had to take steriods when he was little because he had cancer, and he was majorly injured tonight, November 5th.He is in 7th grade, and has so much going for him. He's sweet, good looking, and smart. He was playing football for a junior high school team tonight and I don't know how it happened, but he ended up face down on the field and he wouldn't move. He was unconcious. They had to use a screw driver to get his helmet off, and he was rushed to the hospital. They said he had a really major concussion and broke his arm and maybe his back and neck. They said he could be paralyzed for the rest of his life. He doesn't deserve this at all. I barely know him, but I'm so worried sick aboutt his it isn't even funny. He's an amazing person, and he has to get better. Once everyone saw he wasn't moving, they all instantly started crying. Please, I could honestly care less if you favorite this, I just need my witty sister to pray for him that he'll make it through this, and get better, because right now it isn't looking good.Thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me if you read this, and will pray for him. He doesn't deserve this. If you want to be updated about him, just comment. I don't care if there are one million comments. I'll make sure to update every single one of you. Thank you so much for your prayers and thoughts. They mean the world to me, his family, and him. ♥
So much can change in just a split second...♥
nmf, i needed something quick for prayers.♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 4:38pm UTC

I hope there's a day when
CANCER IS JUST A ZODIAC SIGN

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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 5:02pm UTC

Use your smile to change the world,
don't let the world change your smile.

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imaginationgirl
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 6:00pm UTC

I'm sexy and I know it
fave if you read that to the rythm of the song
{♥}

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