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  1. Tress Tress
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    adrienne is sexy.
    You always have that one song
    that you can listen to 1000 times
    and not get sick of .
    lol jk , I have a new song every week( ;

  2. emmiemonster420 emmiemonster420
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    my friend: "I don't think Snookie is human."
    me: well, duh, she's a carrot.

  3. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Being home alone and
    singing your heart out!(;
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of Credit is punishable by DEATH.

  4. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    I saw a guy at a store begging for money for food.
    People just stared at him and gave him dirty looks,
    so I walked up to him and gave him $10.
    He looked at me, gave me a big a hug, and
    went to go put the money in a Salvation Army bucket.

  5. taylormariano10 taylormariano10
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    "I hope you go bald!"
    "I hope they cancel Oprah!"
    "TAKE THAT BACK!"
    Fav if you know where this is from
    <3

  6. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    private jokes
    that actually lasted, along with the friendships that stayed.

  7. xoHollisterrGirlyyxo xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    Friend:
    Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ !
    You:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up.

  8. mustaches_ mustaches_
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Am I the only one who
    presses the buttons on the toys at stores and runs away when they won't shut up? ♥


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  10. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl that:
    When I attempt to clean up my room, I either end up just making a bigger mess, or playing with the stuff I thought I lost.

  11. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    All i want
    for christmas is you
    with 6437865855 presents.

  12. chillchica4 chillchica4
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    2011: Baby, I'd catch a grenade for youuu
    1800: Infant, I would grasp a potentially fatal explosive devise for theeeee

  13. lines lines
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    PLEASE HELP ME!
    I'M DOING A RESEARCH PROJECT
    AGAINST BULLYING
    WE NEED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IS AGAINST IT
    PLEASE PLEASE FAVE IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE!!!!
    This will appear on my research please help:(!


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  15. rachieexoxo rachieexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    Admit it. you get scared when the popcorn pops AFTER you have already gotton it out of the microwave


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  17. Nicole_Noel4 Nicole_Noel4
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    Its B-E-F-O-R-E. Not B4. We speak English, not Bingo.

  18. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    me) ok thanks dad. <3
    dad) what is that? a butt with a cone?


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  20. Ryanlovesyou Ryanlovesyou
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    Distance is hard,
    my room is really far from the kitchen.

:)

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