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  1. JustRachhhx3 JustRachhhx3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    today on the bus this girl told my boyfriend, "Come on Nolan! Just look at her!
    In the eyes, by the way."
    He said "Why?" and the girl goes,
    "Nolan just do it and then I will tell you."
    So he looks into my eyes, and the girl
    and her friend go "Awwwwwwwwwwh!" I said to the girl,"Nina, why did he have to do that?" and she said to me,"If he looks into
    your eyes and his pupils get big,
    it means he loves you. He loves you." ♥

  2. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    (._. )
    IT'S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

  3. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    "In school tomorrow, we should---"
    "Tomorrow's Saturday.."
    "... oh.."
    nmf

  4. missamanda1337 missamanda1337
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    I  hate  those moments
    right before you go to sleep,
    when you are forced to think about all the things
    you tried so hard
    t o f o rge t

  5. paigeygurl paigeygurl
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    *well not all guys are players i guess but i thought this was cute-ish lol
    & where would we all be...
    Without Taylor Swift?.

  6. paigeygurl paigeygurl
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    You pushed me close to the edge
    I thought you would leave me there but you gave me one last, hard, shove, stole my heart, and let me fall.</3

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    their brown eyes lock,
    and for a s e c o n d, neither one of them can [look away]. ♥

  8. theinvisibleninja5 theinvisibleninja5
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    When a package says ♥
    easy open
    And i end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.

  9. rachellllx23 rachellllx23
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    Today,
    I found my 12 year old sister chopping Mini Wheats into tiny pieces with a rather large knife
    and yelling “YOU’LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!” When she looked up
    to me staring at her, horrified, she calmly said, “ What? I’m a cereal killer,” and
    continued to laugh evily…
    MLIA
    Tubmlr

  10. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    People are making
    end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow.

  11. iLoVEYoooH iLoVEYoooH
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    I need help witty;;
    So my mom doesn't want to drive 4 hours to a Cody Simpson concert tommorow..
    She says if i get 500 favs on this quote she'll drive me and my friends,
    I know its a lot but please help! I am a HUGE fan of Cody.
    IT WOULD MEAN SOO MUCH!
    she knows i'm not going to get that many favs... Can you prove her wrong?

  12. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    I wish my eyes,
    could take photos.

  13. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    and ever since i met you,
    no one else is worth thinking about. ♥

  14. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    peter pan and wendy turned out fine,
    so won't you fly with me? ♥

  15. peacelovebri peacelovebri
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    i pressed the random button,
    and got my quote...
    Well isn't that random? ♥

  16. myworld2 myworld2
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    i smile when u talk to me,
    i smile when u stare at me,
    i smile when u sit by me,
    i smile when u walk in the room,
    i smile when i hear your name...
    i love u

  17. youarebeautifulbabe youarebeautifulbabe
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    S[he] be[lie]ve[d]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Depali Depali
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    ╔═══╗ ♪♪
    ║███║ ♫
    ║ (●) ♫
    ╚═══╝♪♪.
    Lalala♥

  20. xxoxoamandaxxxx xxoxoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    LOVE LIKE CRAZY<3

:)

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