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  1. LaX_loVe LaX_loVe
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 5:34pm UTC
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  2. amy5xx amy5xx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 11:02am UTC
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a red backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: red; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a yellow backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: yellow; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a light blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: cyan; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a purple backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: purple; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    paste this in the source. peacee

  3. xXxRandomxXx xXxRandomxXx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC
    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  7. flirtyxcheer16 flirtyxcheer16
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 2:04am UTC
    o o
    \ /
    \ /
    _____\______/______
    | | | You turn me on. | ____
    | | | | O | O 0 O|
    | | | | O | OOO |
    | | | | O |\ / |
    | | \ / | | O | 0 0 0 |
    | | | |
    | | | |
    / \

  8. xox_peace_xo34 xox_peace_xo34
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    The whole world came crashing down on me
    [( so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall )]
    *mlia

  9. thatgirlonwitty thatgirlonwitty
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 8:38pm UTC
    and everyone asks me
    do you s t i l l like him? But honestly;
    I have n o i d e a. He's moved on clearly;
    Already has t h r e e new crushes; most
    of which are my best friends. Even though I
    "liked" that o t h e r kid for like three days,
    I just c a n ' t do it.I can't get over you.
    I still have a l l your texts and a l l our IMs.
    I remember when you told me you liked me
    and I remember when you said you loved me.
    Sometimes I reread our conversations and wonder
    who you're saying it to now; cause honestly boy
    I can't keep track. yeah I may not join in
    when my friends talk about you cause I'm
    sick of the "you STILL like hims?" and
    "OMG he said the sweetest thing" cause
    yeah I don't get those little sweet texts a n y m o r e.
    you tell me to move on; they tell me to move on;
    hell everyone tells me to move on; but boy
    you took my heart. everytime I'm in the halls with you
    I cant breathe and my heart pounds and I try to talk
    to you but I just can't do it. I see them at your locker
    and I think wouldn't it be great to be able to talk
    to you again without all this. but for now;
    ------------------------------>I just can't do it


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. rnsoccerbug rnsoccerbug
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:27pm UTC
    It's all just an act.
    She's got the lead role.
    The backs that she stabbed.
    The h e a r t s that she stole.
    That smile she fakes
    The [makeup] she wears,
    Can make them believe
    S h e a c t u a l l y c a r e s
    She goes through the scenes,
    && that girl can act.
    Confusing the t r u t h
    With r e a s o n && [fact]
    She lies through her life,
    & n o o n e w i l l k n o w .
    It's all just an act.
    && she runs the show.
    credit =)

  12. softball_luver2 softball_luver2
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 6:04pm UTC
    and secretly...
    i want you to come to my house
    in the middle of the night, and
    climb up to my window to get me.
    then i wish you'd take me some-
    where special and hold me close
    to your chest. then... then i want
    you to look down at me with those
    gorgeos eyes, and kiss me with
    no intention of ever stopping <3
    hehe mine <3
    does anyone else
    ever feel the same? (;

  13. waitwhatxx12 waitwhatxx12
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 7:03pm UTC
    i'm the girl that would
    choose sweatpants over skirts anyday. i'm the girl
    whose room looks like a tornado went through it. i'm
    the girl that doesnt wake up extra early to look nice.
    i'm the girl that has two hairstyles ; up or down. i'm
    the girl that eats . i'm the girl that can't walk in heels
    without killing myself .. or someone else. i'm the girl
    that doesn't pretend to be stupid. i'm the girl that
    means what she says. i'm the girl that manages to
    hold myself together, and say i'm fine, even when
    everything is going wrong. i'm the girl with her
    middle finger held high. i'm the girl thats tougher
    than a lot of guys. and i'm the girl that really doesn't
    care what people think.

  14. Koolinpink101 Koolinpink101
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2009 8:56pm UTC
    Type in CAPITAL LETTERS: Q33 NY.
    This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
    Hilight the Q33 NY,
    change the font sixe to 48. Change the font to WINGDINGS
    COMMENT TELLING ME IF U LIKE IT OR NOT, AND TELL ME IF U THINK ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE! IF U LIKE IT, FAV. IT!

  15. blumoosee blumoosee
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 1:09pm UTC
    Welcome to Good Burger,
    Home of the Good Burger,
    How may I take your order?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. meganspoppin meganspoppin
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    how to be a rebel #1...
    say no when dora asks for your help.
    (:

  18. onemorechance53 onemorechance53
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    Awkward Things My Boyfriend Says:
    One day I am going to take you to a bar and get you drunk
    and then I will buy blue lipstick and put it on you
    and you will love it

  19. innluvv23 innluvv23
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2009 5:14pm UTC
    my teacher asked me the deffinition of love
    so i turned around &&
    ---> looked at him <---
    i turned back and said
    "love is a big word. & it can mean alot of things.
    but one thing i've learned about love is it's confusing.
    falling in love is hard to get out of.
    so the deffiniton of love?
    well... it's [needed someone] in your life.
    i love my bestfriends & i can't live without them .
    i love my family, too. "
    ... then i said "...
    and sometimes you might not know it butyou
    could love the person sitting right in front of you. "
    -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-
    right then he dropped his pencil and looked up. i turned my head
    and he was looking at me speechless. all he could do was smile, so
    i did the same. my teacher looked at me, then looked at him & said
    " now that's what love is. "
    not mine. i just loove it.

  20. stsx0x stsx0x
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2009 3:53pm UTC
    I find it funny *
    that I like him more than his girlfriend does (:
    completelyy mineee!
    truee for me haha ahlff colorrrr

:)

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