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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC

congrats! ur a ninja! now write something like: "ok, unicorns are way better than dinosaurs"
This is your ninja test.
or "Eggplant tastes better with salt" in the comments to confuse the newbies! ;)

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 7:37pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
Justin Bieber says never.
You take that part of Katy Perry away from her.<(nmq)
You leave Bruno Mars and it's partly cloudy.
Cee-lo Green remembers you.
Adele doesn't find someone like you.
Flo Rida gets a good feeling that he has had b4.
Tonight is not the night that Outasight loses control.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 7:12pm UTC

only in an algebra word problem would anyone want to know the decimal, percentage, and fraction of the average life span of a Mongolian Tortoise compared to the Austrailian Muskrat.
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onlyboyonthissite
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March 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC

only in an algebra word problem would Josiah graph the height of a tree in his front yard everyday for 6 years.
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only in an algebra word problem would the pilot care about how much feul will be used when he flies from Seattle to Miami to Venezuela to The Land of Oz.
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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 7:07pm UTC

only in an algebra word problem would someone find a bank that gives 40% interest, deposit $190,861.52 and forget about it for 14 years.
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onlyboyonthissite
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March 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC

only in an algebra word problem would someone need to sell at least 278 boxes of cookies to make a profit.
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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 7:00pm UTC

only in an algebra word problem would someone want to buy 6 watermelons and 7 bags of grapes for their fruit salad.
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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 6:58pm UTC

only in an algebra word problem would someone care about the area of their 36 by 48.5 foot garden.
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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

I didn't mean to hurt you. I was wrong. I was not thinking straight. You were right. I do love you.
I'm sorry.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 3:53pm UTC

to do list:
homework
clean room
nothing a
walk dog
feed dog
walk cat
feed cat
plant wheat
pick wheat
grind wheat
make bread
buy toaster
make toast
buy cow
milk cow
add stuff
make butter
eat buttered toast
kill cat
buy new cat
save world
plant trees
watch trees
save trees
save polar bears
plant polar bears
pick up kids
put down kids
invent edible writing utencil
do laundrey

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 2:57pm UTC

This one time, it was raining cats and dogs, so I got one and put it in a bag. Then I let the cat out of the bag. But the cat got my tounge, and it hurt so much that I killed it. But it had nine lives so I killed it seven more times. Then curiosity killed the cat once and for all. And when the cat was away, the mice played.
do you get it?

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Teacher: Are you chewing gum?!?
Me: No, I'm chewing retainer.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:29pm UTC

*actual text conversation with friend*
friend: Goodbye
me: WAIT! JEMIMA! dont go! the wolves! they will come for me, and then they will come for..... YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!
friend: NOOO! Douglas! Not the WOOLLLLVVVESS!!!!!
me: OH NOO! THEYVE GOT MEEEE!
friend: NOOO!!!! im coming for you!!!
me: no u rnt....
friend: yeah...
me: well it doesnt really matter cuz i never really loved you anyway.
friend: oh i see how it is... are you dead yet?
me: yeah, only my arm is left
friend: lol.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:09pm UTC

behind every smile
is a tear.
behind every tear
is pain.
behind all pain
is bottled up emotion.
behind all emotion
is a big frown.
in front of a big frown
is every smile.
(tilt screen back)

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC

teacher: did you do your homework?
me: yup
teacher: that's a first.
me: ...

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 10:21pm UTC

Last Night,
i fell asleep,
hugging my pillow,
pretending it was her.
I love her.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Last Night,
i fell asleep,
hugging my pillow,
pretending it was her.
I love her.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 8:13pm UTC

today,
someone was being
bullied.
so i defended the victim and
stood up to the bully.
the bully yelled at me.
the teacher yelled at me.
the victim yelled at me.
I CAN'T WIN.

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 10:17pm UTC

I am a lot like...
if you see this, comment something like "i love pandas too!" and ill fave a few of your quotes... i was just wondering how many ppl would highlight this. ik i would... yes im obsessed.
Justin Bieber bc i sing like a girl.
Nicki Minaj bc i like to ramble in different accents until ppl dont understand what im saying.
Ke$ha bc when i do art projects, i end up with glitter all over the floor and myself.
One Direction bc teenage girls love me.
Kelly Klarkson bc ive been single for 12 years.
Jessie J bc im feeling sexy and free.
JZ bc i say "yeah uh-huh unhh uh uh uh yeahh" often.
Lady Gaga bc i dig through the garbage and the grocery store to get new outfits.
MNM bc im the best wrapper in town... you dont even know i well i wrap my gifts.
Bruno Mars bc today i dont feel like doing anything.
Jennifer Hudson bc i lost 3854 pounds on Jenny Craig!
Katy Perry bc im never fully clothed.(jk)
Adele bc i set fire to things that arent flammable.
Rihanna bc my hair is different everytime u see me. Ay. Ohoh. Ye. Unh. Ay ay ay.
Adam Lambert bc YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FAV PLEASE! This took a long time to do.
SHOUT OUT to RItwins who helped me with this!!!!!! folow and fav her quotes! shes a really nice person... if she had a bunch of notifications tom... that would mean so much to me and her! thank you, all of you! you have made me so happy! dont fail me now!

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 9:42pm UTC

dude:i bet you cant go the rest of class without talking.
me:challenge accepted.
dude:ready... set...
me:WAIT! can i speak spanish?
dude: no. ready... set...
me: WAIT! can i talk to the teacher?
dude: no. ready...
me: WAAAIIIT!!!! can i make animal noises?
dude:
me:
dude:
me:
dude:
me:
dude: yes. ready... set... go!
me: ...baaaaaaaah.

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