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  1. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:59am UTC
    i just spent 10 minutes playing the game on the google homepage.
    im so cool.

  2. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    oh how i love when people act so f/cking inmature.
    ...not

  3. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 11:18am UTC
    Im so bored.
    SOOO fave for a ratee on your profile(:
    i shall do all..promise!

  4. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    comfy clothes, curled up on the couch, witty, texting, and watching the suite life of zach and cody
    that pretty much sums up my day
    what.a.life.

  5. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    *watching tv&aspca commercial comes on*
    Music: 'In the arrrrms of the angel!'
    Me: NO NO NO! *changes channel faster than the speed of light*

  6. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    *chatting on facebook with a guy*
    Me: *accidently clicks on video chat button*
    Me: OMGOMG.no i don't wanna see your face.
    Me: *panics*
    Me: *clicks all over screen to stop the madness*
    Dog: ....?
    Me: No!
    Me: WHAT IF HE ALREADY SAW ME?!
    Me: WHAT IF MY WEBCAM HAS BEEN ON THE WHOLE TIME?
    Me: Okay,stay calm, stay calm. Act cool
    Me: Fudge, if they just saw me...I will die of embarassment.
    Computer: 'Im sorry, this person does not have a webcam. Sorry for any inconveinence'
    Me: *le sigh* *wipes sweat of forehead*
    Dog: ...
    Me: ...
    Dog: ...
    Me: ...
    Dog: ...
    Me: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!
    Dog: *whimpers and lays back down*

  7. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:11am UTC
    i still have to pack my suitcase,
    do my laundry,
    clean my room,
    & go to the store to buy neccessities,
    all before tomorrow morning when i leave for camp
    this will be fun

  8. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:46am UTC
    yay got my schedule for freshman year!

  9. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Boys, if all of you don't look like Calvin Klein models,
    don't expect us all to look like Victoria Secret models

  10. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:08am UTC
    going to cheerleading camp in 3 days!
    am i excited?
    YES!

  11. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:16am UTC
    tonight was almost a fairytale.

  12. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    I love my bestfriend Kayla, <3

  13. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:48am UTC
    the wanted=a boatload of sexiness
    (:

  14. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    2012:
    'Baby you light up my world like nobody else, the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed..'
    ---------------------------------------
    1712:
    'Adolescent female, you illuminate my bisphere as no other is capable..the manner in which you extract your locks outward an in-balance in my equilibrium..'

  15. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    ''Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.''
    -Legally Blonde

  16. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 10:43am UTC
    hey I just met you,
    and this is crazy,
    but my dad married your mom,
    so hug me brothaa!
    ~drake&josh~

  17. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    'K.'
    'K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.'

  18. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    scientific fact:
    if you were to take all of your veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die

  19. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    happy anniversary grandma&grandpa
    42 years of love
    <3

  20. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:44am UTC
    that moment when someone from your team invites everyone else to go somewhere..except for you
    i feel so freaking loved

:)

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