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  1. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Girl: What would you do if I broke up with you?
    Boy: Get back with my ex(:
    Girl: Now I see how much you care... We're done -___-
    Boy: Hey you wanna go out?
    Girl: Go out with your ex.
    Boy: You are my ex(:

  2. ImNeverGivingUp ImNeverGivingUp
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Heres to the people
    Who still know the Drake and Josh
    theme song
    By heart

  3. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Stop trying to make fetch happen,
    it's not going to happen.

  4. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    DEPRESSED?
    Earphones in. Volume up. Ignore the damn world.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples,
    how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
    Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

  7. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    ♥ "I was About To Hug A Fan
    but she said she wanted to hug Louis. She Was About To Hug Louis, but Louis said he wanted to hug me." ~Niall Horan nmf

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    I must have missed school the day
    we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer.

  9. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Facts #1
    Every year a minimum of 30 people die from being hit by...
    Icecicles.
    fave for series?

  10. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Facts #2
    The colder the room you sleep in
    the better chance you will have nightmares
    fave for series?

  11. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Facts #3
    The fastest growing finger nail is the....
    Middle Finger
    fave for series?

  12. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Facts #4
    More people a year are killed by coconuts than by sharks
    fave for series?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. missmolly07 missmolly07
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    My bunny died.
    Now hes just some bunny that i used to know.....

  15. emilia435 emilia435
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Call her beautiful instead of hot. She's human, not a temperature ♥

  16. Jess_In_Wonderland Jess_In_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    WE LIVE IN A CRITICAL WORLD
    where a face is more important than a heart...

  17. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    When it comes to love,
    Never say Never
    And never say
    Forever

  18. lillys236 lillys236
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:13am UTC
    I get incredibly annoyed when people copy me.

  19. Kaywuzhere Kaywuzhere
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Loading Swag... ████████████ 100% Complete.

  20. emilybear34 emilybear34
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    How many likes for the beautiful Niall Horan?Y

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