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oneDREAMoneLIFE

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Member Since: 14 Feb 2013 07:25pm

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stabba stabba stabba!!

oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 5:14pm UTC

HOW MANY OTHER DIRECTIONERS ARE HERE????????:DDDDDD

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 5:11pm UTC

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 4:57pm UTC

when you give up,
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 4:49pm UTC

oh yes of course i would hang out with you... but you know my fish died in my dream... tragic

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 10:16am UTC

great there's going to be a meteorite flying past our planet and mum sends me shopping; what if the world will end?O.o

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 10:13am UTC

sometimes i want to slap her....
in the face...
with a chair...

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 15, 2013 8:19am UTC

you favorited 10 of my quotes
i expect a follow
~true story~

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:51pm UTC

i want the old witty... this is not what i expected after i make a new account a year later.. :'C

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:23pm UTC

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:20pm UTC

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
N.M.Q

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:17pm UTC

DO NOT FAVE THIS

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:15pm UTC

me;*wakes up in the morning*
*thinks of someone i hate*
*go's back to sleep*
STABBA STABBA STABBA

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:13pm UTC

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
nmq

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:08pm UTC

missed witty so much :3 its been a year and a half...im never going to stop using it EVER AGAIN O.O

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:05pm UTC

HAPPY FOREVER ALONE DAY (sorry im late :C)

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 8:02pm UTC

look less with your eyes and more with your heart

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oneDREAMoneLIFE
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February 14, 2013 7:59pm UTC

DONT CHEAT!...
1- look on 4!
2-nope nearly there!! but 11!
3- omg... really....really hard...look on 6...
4- sorry look on 12!
5-sorry! 13
6- i just wanted to say, i love you
7-dont shout... 14
8-Maybe10?
9-how about 2 then?
10-naaah 9 is better!
11-sorry... 15
12erm... dont get mad... look on 8
13-dont get mad at me...7
14-nearly there... its really hard...3
15-alright alright calm down...5

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