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omywow

1. omywow
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   February 2, 2012 5:12pm UTC
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2. omywow
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   February 2, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   Have a nice day!
   Don't tell me what to do.
   
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3. omywow
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   February 2, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   No one fave this
   okay?
   
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4. omywow
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 10:08pm UTC
   Happy Birthday Taylor Swift!
   ♥
   
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5. omywow
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   December 10, 2011 10:22am UTC
   Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of places, if one only remembers to turn on the light
   ~Albus Dumbledore
   
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6. omywow
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   December 8, 2011 5:06pm UTC
   Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:
   The movie where everyone needs a haircut
   
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7. omywow
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   December 8, 2011 4:58pm UTC
   If only it was the 80's,
   my hair would fit in so well
   
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8. omywow
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 10:19am UTC
   When you walk into a dark room and turn on the light:
   40% expect to see nothing
   20% expect to see a robber
   17% expect to see a murder
   12% expect to see a ghost
   10% expect to see a zombie like undead person
   1% expect to see Voldemort yelling "AAAVADA KEDAVRA" to their face
   Fave if your the 1%
   
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9. omywow
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 10:06am UTC
   Dear Witty,
   I'm morelikely
   to faveyourquote
   If I Can Read it
   
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10. omywow
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your trying to be quiet in class but you want to laugh so you end up turning red and snorting uncontrollably
    
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11. omywow
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    November 4, 2011 9:45am UTC
    When nothing is going right
    GO LEFT.
    
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12. omywow
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    November 4, 2011 9:21am UTC
    CHOCOLATE
    ♥
    
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13. omywow
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:03am UTC
    When you don't like someone so you write a qoute about how stupid they are
    and they fave it :)
    
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14. omywow
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    November 4, 2011 8:58am UTC
    When someone makes you really mad but you just give them the biggest smile you can so they don't think they won
    :)
    
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15. omywow
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    November 4, 2011 8:53am UTC
    Smile,
    it makes people wonder what you have that they don't
    :)
    
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16. omywow
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    November 4, 2011 8:49am UTC
    When kids go on dates but they're only 12 so their mom has to drive:)
    
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17. omywow
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    November 4, 2011 8:35am UTC
    There are so many quotes I wish I had on a T-shirt
    
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18. omywow
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    November 2, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    Halloween: The only night when kids can actully take candy from random strangers.
    
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19. omywow
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    October 30, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    I think my Ipod is broken,
    I keep hiting the home button but im still at school.
    
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20. omywow
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    I want to change my ipod's name to Titanic so when i plug it in it will say "Titanic is sinking" and when I click cancle i'll be a hero.
    
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