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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 7:09pm UTC

But who prays for Satan?
Who in 18 centuries has had the
common humanity to pray for the
sinner that needs it most?

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:40pm UTC

Actually, the best gift
you could have given her
was a lifetime of adventures.
Lewis Carrol, Alice in Wonderland

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:49pm UTC

Who are you really?
You are not a name
or a height, or a weight
or a gender.
You are not an age
and you are not where you
are from.
You are your favorite books
and the songs stuck in your head.
You are your thoughts
and what you eat for breakfast
on Saturday mornings.
You are a thousand things
but everyone chooses
to see the million things
you are not.
You are not
where you are from.
You are
where you're going.
And I'd like to go there
too.
-MK Joseph

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 7:06pm UTC

The lights go out and I can't be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against have brought me down upon my knees. Oh I beg, I beg and plead.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:24pm UTC

i need you
so much closer.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:31pm UTC

How I wish
you could see,
the potential of
you & me.
It's like a book
elegantly bound
but in a language
you can't read
just yet.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 2:08pm UTC

*Christmas Day*
Me: *looks in stocking*
Me: *finds coal*
Me: Yes! Just what I wanted
Me: *throws the universe off balance*

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Lately I've been losing sleep
dreaming about the things that we could be.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I swear there ain't no heaven and I pray there ain't no hell,
but I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:30pm UTC

It may not be much light
but it beats the darkness.
- Charles Bukowski
Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC

customer: could I have a coke with that
me: is pepsi ok?
customer: is monopoly money ok?
me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Format by Breeze

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