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  1. Volleyball16 Volleyball16
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Not being able to pull off a prank
    because you're laughing like an idoiot the whole time

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:18am UTC
    in french class:
    random guy: "mehh, don't touch my hair, you'll mess it up!"
    my guy friend: "oh my god you are such a woman..."
    random guy: "well, your mom is such a woman!"
    me: "well... yeah, that's generally expected.."
    lovely failed comebacks.

  3. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    stopping the microwave at 1 second
    and feeling like a bomb defuser

  4. BaadMeetsEviil BaadMeetsEviil
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:56am UTC
    WTF Fact #8,
    If You Keep A Goldfish In A Dark Room, It Will Eventually Turn White .

  5. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    I finally got a box of lucky charms
    I found a store that sell them for £8 a box,
    that's about$13, but hell I payed it.


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  9. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Catch Me if You Can
    Chapter 17
    I mixed myself a Shirley Temple drink in Jason's extended kitchen. while everyone was out in his backyard swimming.
    My stomach wasn't feeling too well, especially after my dramatic scene with Harry.
    It also didn't help that he was cuddling with Dani on the sunchairs.
    I watched the two of them with envy, as Dani giggled at something Harry had whispered to her.
    How could Harry act so perfectly fine, while I was boiling with anger?!
    "Are you planning to pour that whole thing in?" someone asked from behind.
    My heart skipped a beat in surprise, as I spilled some cherry flavoring on the marble floor.
    It was then that I had realized I literally poured half of the cherry flavoring in my drink.
    I flustered in embarassment when I realized that Jason was staring at me with an amused smile.
    I quickly grabbed some paper towels, and wiped the white marble floors down.
    "S-sorry, I'll try to clean it." I muttered, pushing the paper towel's down hard.
    Jason chuckled, before bending down towards me, helping me clean the mess.
    "I think it's clean now." he chuckled, helping me up.
    "Yeah, sorry about that." I sheepishly apologized, rubbing the back of my neck.
    Jason shrugged, as he threw the red stained paper towels in the trash.
    "Here, you can have my drink." I offered, holding out the cup of red liquid.
    Jason chuckled, as he shook his blonde, dampened hair.
    "No, thanks. I think you overdosed on the cherry." he teased.
    I rolled my eyes playfully, taking a large gulp of the drink.
    I made a face at how strong the cherry flavoring actually was.
    Jason laughed again teasingly at my scrunched up expression, as I poured the remaining of the drink down the drain.
    Suddenly, a head of floppy brown hair appeared in the kitchen, making my heart jump.
    He stared back and forth at Jason and I curiously, opening the fridge.
    "I'm just getting something to drink for Dani and I." he muttered under his breath.
    I watched as Harry fumbled in the fridge.
    He took out two cans of beer, before slamming the fridge shut.
    He glared at Jason for a second, before returning a blank look at me.
    He cursed under his breath, stalking out of the kitchen.
    "You like him, don't you?" Jason asked, as soon as Harry reappeared in the backyard, outside.
    My face grew red and hot.
    I shook my head. "N-no." I stuttered.
    Jason stepped closer to me, as my eyes flickered down to his bare chest.
    "Then, I hope you don't mind me taking you out to dinner tonight?" he asked, grinning.
    I gasped, as my breath shortened.
    I stared back outside, where I saw Harry and Dani sharing a kiss.
    My heart clenched, as I stared back at Jason.
    "Why not?" I asked, determined.
    Jason's grey eyes lit up, as he reached out a hand.
    His cold fingers brushed the hair out of my face, as he smiled.
    "Then it's a date." he announced.
    I nodded. It was a date.
    My first date.

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    ❆❆❆❆❆❆
    ♡♡ 5 days until Christmas♡♡
    But hey, who's counting?!
    ☃ ☃☃ ☃☃
    ❆❆ ❆ ❆❆❆

  11. annawashere annawashere
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    The boys who...
    kiss you on your forehead, let you lay on their shoulder, cuddle with you,
    h.o.l.d your hand, call you [beautiful], text you good morning and goodnight,
    let you wear their clothes, walk you home, hold your head when they kiss you,
    and show you off in front of all their friends. ♥

  12. alexis_xoxox alexis_xoxox
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    i hate it when;
    you are trying to stay miserable,
    {and someone makes you laugh/smile.}

  13. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    So he's 19 and your 13?
    That's not dating. That's called babysitting.

  14. orangetwilight orangetwilight
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    There are no stupid questions,
    just stupid people

  15. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    Doctor: Why are you so nervous?
    Patient: This is my first operation.
    Doctor: Really? Mine too!

  16. onelesslonleygirl onelesslonleygirl
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    I dropped my laptop off a boa t
    the other day.
    It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
    fave if you get it.
    ;D
    nmq

  17. tehekylee55 tehekylee55
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    Instead of saying LOL
    I'm gunna say SALTS
    (Smiled A Little Then Stopped)
    It's more truthful ♥

  18. heyy_its_jill heyy_its_jill
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Try holding the shift button while
    clicking the fave button ..

:)

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