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hi!
i'm Alex
my favorite colorrr is green :)
i LOVE to sing, act, and dance !

i love people as long as they take the time to get to know me and not judge me :p

JESUS IS MY HOME BOY  

nevershoutnever 





owl city 

i like chocolate (:


kay, bye. (:
  1. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 9:40am UTC
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  2. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 11:52am UTC
    /\/\/\/\/\________this would be my heartbeat if i lost you.
    /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ this is my heartbeat everytime i see you.
    i.love.you ♥

  3. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 11:37am UTC
    Baby;;
    // there's a shark in the water //
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  4. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusment park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Had detention.
    Skipped school.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stiches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

  5. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 9:09pm UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusment park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Had detention.
    Skipped school.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stiches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

  6. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    HOW
    do i stop myself
    from being just another
    number?

  7. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 2:57pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    im sorry guyys..i'm paranoiid :/

  8. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 3:29pm UTC
    S 2 U 0 M 1 M 0 E ♥ R

  9. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
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    June 14, 2010 10:31pm UTC
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  10. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
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    June 10, 2010 12:36pm UTC
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    June 9, 2010 4:58pm UTC
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  12. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
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    June 9, 2010 11:22am UTC
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    June 9, 2010 11:13am UTC
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  14. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 11:47pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl
    that can be so hurt,
    but still look at you
    &&
    s m i l e.
    The type of girl who is willing to brighten your day,
    even if, I can't brighten my o w n.

  15. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 9:00am UTC
    RAWR..i love you in diino..
    but only in dino, in any other language..i don't love you

  16. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2010 12:09am UTC
    Letters start with;
    ABC
    Numbers start with
    123
    Music starts with
    Do Re Mi
    && Love starts with
    you Y and Y me

  17. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2010 8:55am UTC
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  18. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:01am UTC
    I love you more than:
    spongebob loves jellyfishing
    sandy loves karate
    mr. krabs loves money
    &&
    squidward loves his clarinet.
    Baby,
    i need you more than plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula.

  19. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2010 11:41pm UTC
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  20. omgitsalliee omgitsalliee
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2010 1:17pm UTC
    i eat butterflies
    &&
    poop rainbows.

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