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  1. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 11:40pm UTC
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  2. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    N o w i t ' s b a c k t o t h e w a y w e s t a r t e d
    strangers.

  3. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    So young.
    So damged.

  4. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:02pm UTC
    Boy: (playing xbox)
    Girl: (sitting on her boyfriend bed pouting)
    Boy: Whats wrong babe?
    Girl: Oh nothing...
    Boy: (turns off xbox)
    Girl: (starts to smile) why did you stop?
    Boy: Because babe...I wanna play playstation.
    nmq

  5. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    drink bleach.
    I t ' s g o o d f o r y o u , I p r o m i s e .

  6. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    I'd take a bullet for you,
    not in the head but like in the leg or something.

  7. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    She's open waiting for more,
    and I know he's only looking to score.

  8. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Pshhh,, I Did Not Fall.. The Floor Looked At Me Funny,, So
    I Used My Mad Ninja Skills To Attack.

  9. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    I f y o u w a t c h m e a n g i r l s b a c k w a r d s
    it's about a girl who gets so unpopular that she has to move to africa!

    not mine!

  10. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    Hey Google...
    Do you wanna sit next to me during finals? ♥
    *not mine

  11. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    LOL@U!
    not mine

  12. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Grab sombody sexy tell
    them hey
    brb
    gotta go find Taylor Lautner.

  13. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Some girls just need a hive-five
    In the face... with a brick.
    not mine

  14. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    It's T-Shirt time!

  15. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    Broccoli: I look like a Tree.
    Walnut: I look like a Brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
    Banana: Dude?! Change the Topic!
    not mine!

  16. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    dear neighbor,
    ////////// please do not knock on my door at 2:30 am\\\\\\\\\
    sincerely,
    luckily i was still awake practicing the drums

  17. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    why does everyone keep grabbing me saying
    hey (;
    not mine!

  18. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    You're gonna catch a cold,
    from the ice inside your soul.

  19. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    My hair straightener instructions read:
    Caution:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    Well there go my plans
    for the day.

  20. ohsteph ohsteph
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    kid: Daddy why is the sky blue?
    Dad:Because you were adopted, now shut up.
    not mine <3

:)

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