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ohsteph
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July 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Birth of a Candybar!
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One PayDay, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took Miss Hershey's to downtown next to the corner of Main and 5th Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger, that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and he let out a Snickers and she screamed Oh Henry, you are even better then 3 Musketeers. Soon she became Chunky and 9 months later Baby Ruth was born.
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yourcool
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June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples,
how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:45pm UTC

I must have missed school the day
we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer.

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please_save_me
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:29am UTC

One boy, one girl.
Two hearts, their world.
♥♥

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fellhardfellfast
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 1:23am UTC

Here comes goodbye.
Here comes the last time.
Here comes the start of every sleepless night.
The first of every tear I'm gonna cry.
Here comes the pain.

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Allie_x_Love
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 3:30pm UTC

You made me insecure,
Told me I wasn't good enough.
But who are you to judge?
When you're a diamond in the rough.
Why were bullies born?

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missmolly07
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 7:42pm UTC

i always needed time on my own, i never thought i'd need you there when i cry.
~ Avril Lavigne

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dukey95
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 2:31am UTC

Everybody Talks Everybody Talks Everybody Talks
It Started With A Whisper ♥

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Olivegurl
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 3:32pm UTC

525,600 minutes♥

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forgottenlover
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 6:28am UTC

You're a trainwreck
But I wouldn't love you if you changed

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SayingWhatMeFeel_Mobile
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:10am UTC

Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
And that I never listen.
Tell me you don't want my kiss.
That you need your distance.
Tell me anything but dont you say she's what you're missing baby.
If she's the reason you're leaving me tonight,
Spare me what you think and...
TELL ME A LIE.

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DanikaLee123
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 7:48pm UTC

'♥'if you like any of these bands...
Mayday Parade
Artist Vs. Poet
Friday Night Boys
The Downtown Fictiom
SecondHand Serenade
Blood on the dancefloor (BOTDF)
The Maine
Simple Plan
A Rocket to The Moon
Boys Like Girls
He Is we
Comment your favorite...
♥

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GotLyrics
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:14am UTC

DARE ME TO JUMP OFF OF
THIS JERSEY BRIDGE?
I BET YOU
NEVER HAD A
FRIDAY NIGHT
like this.

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FluffyXD
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:20pm UTC

And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life♥

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Temptress
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 7:27am UTC

It started out with a kiss,
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss.

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 3:32pm UTC

SOMETIMES I WONDER
WHY WE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE WAY WE LOOK
AND THE WAY WE TALK AND THE WAY WE ACT
>> AND THE CLOTHES WE BOUGHT,
HOW MUCH THAT COST;
DOES IT EVEN REALLY MATTER?
'CAUSE IF LIFE IS AN UPHILL BATTLE
WE ALL TRY TO CLIMB UP THE SAME OL' LADDER

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Saxone
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 7:14pm UTC

I was born to tell you x
I LOVE YOU.

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blownaway
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 11:03pm UTC

We lost it all;
nothing lasts forever.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.

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ohsteph
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 5:29pm UTC

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Your love's electric, I can feel it when you touch me.
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ohsteph
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 5:23pm UTC

You're like a photograph,
never changing.
♥

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