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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    *mom's on the phone*
    " Okay, byee. "
    * 2 hours later *
    " I really should go now, bye."
    xoalicecullenxo format.

  2. lady_red lady_red
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Format by Breeze
    ►●◄
    CAUTION:
    this box contains my heart
    handle with care
    ► Format by Breeze

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    How to put on jeans,
    Left leg, right leg, wiggle,jump.
    nmq

  4. Jessicaax3heartsx3 Jessicaax3heartsx3
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    a girl is beautiful; not hot.
    she is not temperature.

  5. tickingclocks tickingclocks
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    So today, I was in a shop and I seen and little boy with his mum. His mum looked so confused, she began to panic and the little boy, who could of not been older than 5 years old, took her face into his little hands and said :
    'Mummy, mummy. It's me. It's me Alex. It's okay mummy. Nothing's going to hurt you here. We're just buying milk. Come on mummy. Take my hand and we'll buy the milk."
    The mother, still confused, took the little boys hand and he, while helping his mother, paid for the milk and walked out of the shop before getting on the bus, while helping his mother and carrying the milk. This boy was no older than 5, and his mother suffered from an awful disease called Dementia. It's disease's like that, that take the childhood away from boys like that little boy because he has to take care of his mother.
    Fave if you would take care of his mother for a day if it meant that that little boy got one more day of his childhood to enjoy.
    tickingclocks

  6. BrunetteLunaLovegood BrunetteLunaLovegood
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    you're adorable as hell,
    but i'm glancing at your wrists.

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    HAKUNA MATATA

  8. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    me:omg, you're such a good cuddler.
    pillow:
    pillow:
    pillow:
    pillow:
    me: sh. dont speak.
    -tumblr.

  9. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    YOU SAID YOU READ ME LIKE A BOOK,
    BUT THE PAGES ARE ALL TORN AND FRAYED.
    Format: kclove5

  10. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Stop calling yourself hot, the
    only thing you turn on is the
    microwave.

  11. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Not paying attention in class
    because you're too annoyed at the little mark the teacher forgot to erase on the whiteboard

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    first base: being in the same room
    second base: breathing the same air
    third base: eye contact

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    :Facebook:
    Log on
    Check notifications
    Poke everyone back
    Go on homepage
    Do the "happy birthday" ritual
    Go back to homepage
    Change from 'top news' to 'most recent'
    Have a little scroll down
    Like a couple pages
    You're bored already

    not my frmat
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes.
    me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

  15. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    .______________.
    Whale you be my Valentine?
    Dolphinately <3

  16. awkwardmustachhe awkwardmustachhe
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    wanna hear a joke?
    one time i got off the computer and went outside.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Put dinner in microwave,
    take box out of trash to check how long.
    format by jimmy365
    nmq!

  18. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Today is the second day, of the second week,
    of the second month, of the second year,
    of the second decade, of the second milennium.
    Let's make it a beautiful day. ♥

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:44pm UTC

    When I begin to push you
    away emotionally, you know
    I am getting attached, please
    hold on tighter.

:)

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