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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    There are 12 months in a year
    30 days in a month
    7 days in a week
    24 hours in a day
    60 minutes in a hour
    but only one like you in a lifetime
    - Liam Payne
    Format credit to OneDirection

  2. softballchica15 softballchica15
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Ok I think its official that I like him

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    "It breaks my heart seeing a fan after fan leave
    us, right infront of us but it just means
    we need to fight harder to win them back."
    - Luke Brooks
    (OneDirection)

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    "You wanna get all down 'cause you
    think you’re a clown, well society
    frowns upon people like you."
    - Luke Brooks
    format credit OneDirection

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    "Everyone deserves to feel good about
    themselves & if you don't then
    start because everybody is beautiful"
    - Niall Horan
    format credit to OneDirection

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC
    My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

  7. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    A boy piggybacking his girl friend
    Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
    Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    "They judge me before they even know me,
    that's why I'm better off alone"
    -Shrek

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Fine. Don't respond to my text.
    I like food better than I like you anyways.
    nfm/fmq

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:49am UTC
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL
    LIKE A WASTE OF SPACE
    you're original, cannot be repaced
    if you only knew what the future holds
    after a hurricane comes a rainbow
    >>Firework<<
    (quote by OneDirection/NMF)

  11. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Strangers → Friends → Close Friends → Crush → Relationship →
    Heartbroken → Barely Friends → Strangers.

  12. kaaarolcia kaaarolcia
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who read the 'ugly quotes', too ;)

  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    ITS ALREADY JULY? WOAH! SLOW DOWN SUMMER

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    God: Let there be ugliness.
    Me:*is born*

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    *11:11*
    Me:I wish for..*11:12* Me: Biitch, I wasn't done.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
    "just got another new cat..... YOLO."
    "bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
    "can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
    "ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

  17. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Did You Know...
    Adele, Leona Lewis, & Jessie J all went to the same High School in the exact same year.
    @GoogleFacts

  18. TheFishieIsCool TheFishieIsCool
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Not all scars show,
    not all wounds heal.
    You can't always see
    the pain someone feels.

  19. horantheworld horantheworld
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    having that one friend that
    knows how to make you smile

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Eleanor calder is beautiful...♥
    "Dear Eleanor Calder, I can't remember the first time I heard about you, but I can clearly remember what I felt, what I thought. "She's so pretty, I love her smile" but that was only the beginning... Now I can say that you're NOT pretty but Beautiful, and not only in the outside but in the inside. Your heart is full of kindness. It's so nice of you the time you spend replying to us, talking to the Directioners, you've been always lovely and sweet, never a bad comment. Your friends must love you so much, cause If I were them I couldn't ask for a better friend. A girl who is extremely funny, humble, lovely, someone who you can trust, always with a smile on her face. In despite of the fact that you're just an ordinary girl, I love you just the way you are, or at least what I know about you. You are a role model for every true directioner, not because you're beautiful but because you are a best friend, a good daughter, a good student, a little Directioner, because you fight for the ones you love. We all love you not because you are dating Louis but because you love him for the way he is, and not for who he is. You didn't ask for all of this, either for support or for the hate, but I'll be always amazed but the way you treat us, the ones who support you, you treat them with kindness, always trying to make them happy and for the ones who are not that lovely with you, your sarcasm and kindness is always there. I want you to remember something: Doesn't matter what you wear because If you have a smile on your face is enough for us. Thank you for letting us know a bit more about you and I really hope one day you realize that true Directioners will be always there to support you
    no matter what and to surprise you like you always surprise us."
    - OneDirection
    format credit to OneDirection/credit to trish of youtube

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