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  1. BREAKTHROUGH_ BREAKTHROUGH_
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    Just because her eyes don't tear
    doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry.
    Just because she comes off strong,
    doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.

  2. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    eric:
    "jackie, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
    jackie:
    "if i followed that rule, i'd never say anything!"
    eric:
    "...that's the point"
    jackie:
    -storms out- "YOU LOOK LIKE A CIRCUS POODLE."

  3. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 12:36am UTC
    Feeling lazier
    than the person
    that drew
    the japanese
    flag.
    nmf.
    kclove5(c)

  4. brienne brienne
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 12:28am UTC
    I'm predicting that
    when I'm 69 I'm gonna die
    because I was laughing too hard trying to blow out my candles.
    nmf

  5. batman69 batman69
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 12:17am UTC
    i hate when I'm tired & sleepy ;
    But when I get in bed, my body is like "just kidding!"
    nmf .

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    I wonder how many
    people
    Have a picture of themselves with me randomly in the background.

  7. oopsydaisy oopsydaisy
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    That horrible moment when
    y o u a r e j u s t a b o u t t o f a l l a s l e e p
    &you realize you had homework.
    nmf-nmq

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. xxCoolTrashxx xxCoolTrashxx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 11:48am UTC
    Typing 'lol' when your
    face shows less expression than a brick ♥

  10. JustinBieber4ever JustinBieber4ever
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 6:10am UTC
    That One Pen
    That makes you write neater (:

  11. parisissexy parisissexy
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 6:13am UTC
    WHY I TURN ON THE TV
    5%
    To watch shows
    95%
    To use it as background noises so I feel less lonely on the internet

    credit to PaperLung

  12. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    " U s e r n a m e a l r e a d y t a k e n "
    B I T C H , W H O S T O L E M Y I D E A.
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    N M F , N M Q .

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You accidentally hit the LIKE button
    During Facebook stalking.

  14. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 5:28am UTC
    falling asleep
    with your phone on the highest possible volume..
    --> just incase.

  15. _cristin_xoxo _cristin_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Before i go to the
    bathroom
    i make sure theres not a serial
    killer behind the shower
    curtain..
    not my format.

  16. now delicate_disaster* now delicate_disaster*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 7:09am UTC
    Sorry!
    Stop Say i ng Sorr y!
    Ok Ok...
    . . .
    So r r y.
    Format Credit: RequestAB

  17. Lozz3x Lozz3x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 3:27am UTC
    Are you asleep?
    yes.

  18. fallforyou22 fallforyou22
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 11:55am UTC
    OMG! are you crying?!
    No, my eyes are just peeing..

  19. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:25am UTC
    69% of people find something dirty in every sentence
    31% can’t do it

  20. emg2613 emg2613
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 1:14am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you see someone you never thought you would see again
    >>again<<

:)

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