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BravoSierra
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February 23, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I hate when I'm eating cereal
And the last five pieces are like "Catch me if you can."

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BravoSierra
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February 23, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
When I'm in a car and a sad song is on
I stare out the window and pretend I'm in a movie.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Free Samples:
5% thinking about buying the product.
95% FREE FOOD!!!!!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh wait, I don't care.

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gopatandal
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 3:35pm UTC

HAVE TO LOSE.
the more you care, the more you

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BravoSierra
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February 21, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
My boyfriend left me for a video game addiction.
I guess Wii didn't Kinect.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I hate it when I say something funny
But then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:08pm UTC

I hope they use
Comic Sans MS
on your grave
stone♥

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:56pm UTC

~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~
I will dig a hole
write 'love' in it'
and make you fall in.
~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~
my quote, format credit to the gorgeous jayciecutie01

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 3:38pm UTC

~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~
I will dig a hole
write 'love' in it'
and make you fall in.
~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~
my quote, format credit to the gorgeous jayciecutie01

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:13pm UTC

"I kinda like you"
I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but I don't want to say it out loud because it sounds creepy.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:17pm UTC

You know that feeling you get when you look at the sunset?
That's how I feel when I look at you. ♥

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Am I going to end up forever alone with 69 cats?
Yes
Yes

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Don't lie, you know you've had a conversation like this at least once with your bestfriend;
grr
woof
meow
tweet tweet
moooo
naay
heehaw
*turtle noise*
*perry the platypus noise*
*giraffe noise*

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:32pm UTC

do homework ✖
do the dishes ✖
procrasinate ✔ lovely format cred; andreaxoxo

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 5:33pm UTC

You think you want to die, but in reality you just want to be saved.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 5:35pm UTC

You think you want to disappear, but in reality you just want to be found.

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