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notaplasticprincess

1. notaplasticprincess
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 2:45am UTC
   I can never meet Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie
   Why?
   I'm mexican, and I'm afraid they'll try to adopt me.
   *ah got to love my friends
   
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2. notaplasticprincess
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   August 26, 2011 2:39am UTC
   Running up the stairs when the whole house is dark because you know a serial killer is about to kill you
   
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3. notaplasticprincess
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 11:58pm UTC
   Those songs that after the chorus you change the song
   <3
   
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4. notaplasticprincess
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   August 20, 2011 11:39pm UTC
   anyone else...
   Do that really sexy dance when the have to pee?
   
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5. notaplasticprincess
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   August 15, 2011 2:58pm UTC
   I bet
   swiper follows Dora around because he's secretly boarder patrol.
   
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6. notaplasticprincess
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   August 14, 2011 2:56pm UTC
   Yo Mama
   Is such a hoe, not even Dobby would take her socks
   should I start a series?
   
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7. notaplasticprincess
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   August 3, 2011 1:57am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. notaplasticprincess
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   June 28, 2011 11:42pm UTC
   straight, gay,bisexual, lesbian, transgender
   Didn't god teach us to love each other for who we are?
   What happend?
   
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9. notaplasticprincess
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   May 13, 2011 12:35am UTC
   Dear boys,
   I am literally a big jiggling ball of fat. Explain how that is sexy.
   Sincerely, a boob
   
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10. notaplasticprincess
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 12:29am UTC
    Dear Mr. Krabs
    You do know you live in a bikini bottom, right?
    Sincerely, Irony
    
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11. notaplasticprincess
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    May 13, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Dear Americans,
    We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
    Sincerely, Native Americans
    
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12. notaplasticprincess
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    May 13, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Dear Waldo,
    Please return my cloak of invisibility ASAP
    Sincerely,
    Harry Potter
    
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13. notaplasticprincess
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    April 24, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    People
    make me mad.
    
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14. notaplasticprincess
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    My heroes
    They are the broken ones
    that carry on day-to-day
    with a smile
    The normal ones
    carrying on like nothing is wrong
    My inspiration
    they make me want to carry on
    Thanks to all you ordinary girls
    you are truly an
    inspiration
    
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