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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Which member of 1D are you?
Harry Styles
You have a strong voice[x]
You have a deep voice[]
You like older men/women[x]
You’re fit []
You love cats [x]
You sleep whenever possible [x]
You have curly hair [x]
You’re the younger one out of you and your friends []
You care about what others think of you [x]
You love sappy movies [x]
total: 7
Louis Tomlinson
You’re funny [x]
You arent afraid to speak your mind [x]
You’re the older one out of your group of friends [x]
You like carrots [x]
You have a higher voice []
You were born on or very close to a holiday [x]
You have many siblings []
You have been in a musical before [x]
You liked striped clothing [x]
You have a pair(s) of toms []
total: 7
Niall Horan
You have an Irish Descent []
You LOVE food [x]
You tend to be more childish [x]
You have a blonde hair []
You have/Had braces []
You are constantly on your phone/computer ect [x]
You play a musical instrument [x]
You dont read very often [x]
You are good at impersinations [x]
People often misprinounce your name [x]
total:7
Liam Payne
You have an interesting fear []
You dedicate much of your time to people you love [X]
You love disney movies [x]
You’re loyal [x]
You’re faithful [x]
You seem to be the leader of your group of friends [x]
You had birth defects [x]
You have a summer birthday []
You love making people smile [x]
total: 7
Zayn Malik
You’re shy at first [x]
You put family first [x]
You are a very neat person []
You have/are getting tattoos [x]
You bite your lip when your nervous [x]
You’re romantic [x]
You love chick flicks and other sappy films [x]
You love deep movie quotes []
You’re very protective [x]
You smoke []
total: 7
So I'm Harry/Niall/Liam/Zayn/Louis
I'm just gonna marry all of them! :D

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:49pm UTC

7/23/10
To the real Directioners, this date will mean
something
7/23/12
It's the 2-year anniversary of One Direction
I'm proud of what our boys have accomplished.
some people say that their fame won't last forever.
But to me, they'll always be famous.
They helped me, when no-one else did.
They don't even know me, and I've never met
them.
They changed my life. Directioners know what
I'm talking about.
Go on, judge me or hate me for loving One
Direction.
I know that this is another 1D quote.
But I just want to say that I'm proud of them, and
everything they've accomplished.
Happy 2-year anniversary boys!!
- nojimmyprotested
mq/mf

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June 22, 2012 11:48am UTC

Zayn: "We love Danielle."
Harry: "She's lovely."
Interviewer: "Is she listening to the radio?"
Liam: "No"
Harry: "We don't like her anymore."
nmf/nmq

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posted a quote
June 22, 2012 11:26am UTC

Interviewer: "What's the main difference between the US and the UK?"
Louis: "The food portions are massive!"
Niall: "I LOVE IT!"
nmf/nmq

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posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:07am UTC

I keep playing inside my head, all that you said to me
I lie awake just to convince myself this wasn't just a dream
'Cause you were right here and I should have taken the chance
But I got so scared and I lost the moment again
It's all that I can think about, oh, you're all that I can think about
Is your heart taken? Is there somebody else on your mind?
I'm so sorry, I'm so confused
Just tell me, am I out of time?
Is your heart breaking? How do you feel about me now?
I can't believe I let you walk away when
When I should have kissed you
I should've, I should've oh, I should've kissed you (x4)
Every mornin' when I leave my house, I always look for you
I see you every time I close my eyes what am I gonna do?
And all my friends say that I'm punching over my weight,
But in your eyes I saw how you were looking at me.
It's all that I can think about, oh, you're all that I can think about
Is your heart taken? Is there somebody else on your mind?
I'm so sorry, I'm so confused
Just tell me, am I out of time?
Is your heart breaking? How do you feel about me now?
I can't believe I let you walk away when
When I should have kissed you
I should've, I should've oh, I should've kissed you (x4)
When you stood there, just a heartbeat away,
When we were dancing and you look up at me,
If I had know then, that I've been feeling this way,
If I could replay I will never let you go.
No, Never let you go.
Am I out of time?
Is your heart taken? Is there somebody else on your mind?
I'm so sorry, I'm so confused
Just tell me, am I out of time?
Is your heart breaking? How do you feel about me now?
I can't believe I let you walk away when
When I should have kissed you
I should've, I should've oh, I should've kissed you (x4)
I should have kissed you

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 9:50am UTC

Has anyone noticed
that the texts you're
trying to cancel
always send faster…

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 5:16pm UTC

How 1D would be like if they would father my children:
Harry: Um….erm…you….like….have….to...umm….yeah….um…so….erm…just wake up, you have …umm….school, babe
Liam: Good morning darling! Wake up, you don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you? Now wake up so you can eat your breakfast that gives you the nutrition that you need for the day. Don't forget to say bless you when someone sneezes. And remember, after school we're going to build a house for the homeless people.
Louis: Wakey Wakey! You had enough beauty sleep darling. Wake up so that you can get ready for school. Don't forget to put on something with stripes. Ok so you won't forget though because I set out your clothes. Orange looks better on you than blue.
Zayn: Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. New memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.
Niall: WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF BREAKFAST!!
-nmq/nmf

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posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:28am UTC

Katniss: The girl on fire
Peeta: The boy with the bread
Their kids: TOAST !!!
quote by twitter/ my format

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 5:47pm UTC

I typed in to Google:
'best fandom ever'
and clicked on:
I'm feeling lucky
It went to a tumblr page
full of Directioner stuff :)
format credit to OneDirection

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Throwing random stuff
at people,
and then pretending
it wasn't you :)
Woop , I ' m such a k id

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 6:30pm UTC

I feel terrible
Where has this fandom come to?
Why would you make a Zux fanfiction?!
The person who made this is sick.
Everyone who ships Zux is.
Zayn read a part and freaked out.
Lux will be kept out of public, and isn't going to be around the boys that often.
Some people say that Lux's parents even banned Zayn from seeing Lux.
I feel sorry really sorry for Zayn, Harry and Lux.
What if Lux is going to read it when she's older?
The person who made that stupid fanfic should have thought about the consequences.
I mean, I love OneDirection, but where has this fandom come to?
The boys will think we're all just creeps now :(

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:18am UTC

Go to google
type in "who's the cutest" or "who is the cutest"
click on I'm feeling lucky
It will say:
YOU ARE

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:39pm UTC

1Disney:
Harry Montana
That's so Horan
Louis McGuire
Payne off the future
Suite life of Zayn & His Mirrors
Pigeons of Paulverly Place

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:36pm UTC

" I always hear Harry scream in the shower cause shampoo goes in his eyes, and Louis always goes in and helps him."
-Zayn (I see what you did there)

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Normal people: 3, 2, 1
Beliebers: 3, 2, swag
Directioners: 3, 2, FLICK !!!!
Because that's how Directioners roll!!!!

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Mom: "Can I use your laptop?"
Me: "Okay"
*deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*
<3 fav if this sounds familiar

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC

People: OMG!!! I MET 1D LAST NIGHT!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
Me: "This one time, I saw Kevin in the park. He flew away though … "

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Me: I wanna go to a 1D concert
Ocean: LOL next joke
Money: LOL shut up
School: LOL no
Youtube & witty: I'm here for you babe :)

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