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  1. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    witty says this quote will get
    128 faves and 58 comments
    I don't believe.
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  2. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    The Awkward moment
    when you tepee your own house
    and it's not even Halloween.
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  3. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    She dreams in color
    He dreams in black and white
    She sees everything in a happy way
    He's full of despair
    She's a pink barbie girl
    He's the guy you find all alone
    They are nothing alike
    But that doesn't mean they can't love
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  4. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 7:01am UTC
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    You know your best friends when
    they come in without knocking and yell " Honey I'm home."
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  5. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:45am UTC
    * today one of my friends did a powerpoint*
    Friend : QUESTION TIME!!!!!
    Kid in my class: * holds up hand*
    Friend: Yes
    Kid in my class: Why wasn't there alot of information
    Friend * jaw drops open* because..... uhhhh.....
    teacher *gets up* NO SAYING UHHHH IN MY CLASS!!!

  6. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Quotes are like cupcakes
    Cupcakes is like Love
    Love is Like cookies
    UMMMM...... Cookies are like monsters
    This poem is to hard

  7. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Sister- GET OFF THE COMPUTER
    Me- NO
    Sister-I'll go get mommy
    me- Sure whatever
    Sister- MOM
    me- Oh Sh*t I didn't think she would tell * Runs out of room*
    Sister* Gets back onto computer*
    me* walks back into room* So sis are you stalking your friend again
    Sister- Get out
    Breathe_carolina_true_fan -So shes basically agreeing to you that she is stalking her friend? Hmm? LOL XD

  8. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again.
    Your Wish Will Come True!
    You Have 19 Minutes!
    Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  9. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Can you read this
    Repost to see what I'm saying
    I LOVE CUPCAKES LIKE TOTTALLY ANDI DON'T CARE IF I'M MISS SPELLING STUFF LIKE TOTALLY OMG HI AND OTHER RANDOM STUFF ETC.

  10. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    When your best friend has a crush on your enemy and when you try and tell them you hate him they say " But hes perfect." And then they find out the side that you know and you don't have to say " Told ya so."

  11. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:56am UTC
    Awakward moment # 23 When you get hurt really bad and you start laughing while you cry on the ground.
    * Gotta say that has happened to me*

  12. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:50pm UTC
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  13. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I'm soo mad at the kids shows now. I mean iCarly used to be good when it came out. They got rid of all the good characters like Steve on Blue's Clues and Winnie The Pooh they got rid of Christopher. Fave or Coment if you agree that kid shows should go back if they were better back then

  14. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Me (talking to friend over phone): Cool! I'll try the quiz:)
    Friend:t's so accurate it's scary!! :D
    Me: 'Kay, let me try it......
    *several minutes later*
    Friend: Bro, you done yet?
    Me: OH MY GOD BRO YOU WERE RIGHT I PUT HIM AS NUMBER 3 AND IT SAID WE WERE MEANT TO BE♥
    Friend: Cool..? Calm down, don't die now ;)
    Me: I CAN'T HELP IT EEEEEEEE!!!!!!~
    Friend: 'Kay....... call me later when you won't pop my eardrums, OK? Byee~ *hangs up*
    Me: D: she hung up.....

  15. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:40am UTC
    When your computer types like this,
    ...and their computer types like this♥

  16. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:55am UTC
    This is the creepiest thing ever... Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!! All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. ~Kaykay :) 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy. (3) , (4) NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT! OKAY:D 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!! OKAY JUST SHUSH I WANNA SEE THE END!!!!!!! >:S 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game..... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. already have:) 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. OMG YES! 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. Noo! I love her 4. You care most about the person you put in 4 yayyy yes:)<3 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. Yes, my [ fake ] sister<33 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. Yayy woohoo Sarah :3 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. He wrote it.. ha! 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. Seems legit, in a non-mean way. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. Yeahhhhh.. (:3 10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life YAY :D YEAUH BOII~ NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

  17. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:44am UTC
    You remember that time.....
    When you liked somebody in kindergarten and they still remeber you kissing them on the cheek....... and then they ask you out. But they're way uglier then they were in kindergarten.
    * Gotta say I'm raising my hand*

  18. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Child: mooooooooooom...
    Child: Mooooooooooooooooom.....
    Child: MOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm...
    Child: MOM!
    Child: Mom, mom, mommy, mommeh, mommo, m-o-m, moooooooooooooooooooooOm, MooooooooM, MOMMIEEEEEEE........
    *several minutes later*
    Child: MOM MOMMY MOM MOMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MOM MOMMIEEEEEEE, MOMMA, YO MOM, MMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
    Mom: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dx<
    Child: ...If you're gonna yell at me, I'm not even gonna say.
    Mom: .............................................
    fav if you have ever done this:)

  19. nightshadow11 nightshadow11
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Girls: Hey Mom
    Mom: What you want
    Girl: I want a phone
    Mom: No you don't need it
    Girl:Yeah to text my Boy Friend
    Mom: You never told me you had a boy friend
    Girl
    Mom
    Girl
    Mom
    Girl
    Mom: Your Grounded and you can't have a phone
    Girl:Dang it

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