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  1. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  2. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  3. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    My Crush
    Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them. Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush

  4. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    If you have taken a minute to read this...
    God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God…
    drop everything and re-post it. I just did. :)
    I L O V E U G O D .

  5. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    >He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start aconverstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all .
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  6. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    like if you love your mom. re-post or she will die at 11 . not taking any chances .

  7. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    ‎They hurt her
    After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
    FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
    Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
    If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet. they hurt this poor girl she disserves better then this♥

  8. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years..R WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORR
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  9. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    TEST YOUR TONGUE (:
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
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    find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
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    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
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    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
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    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
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    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Find the i
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    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry

  10. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and angry. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife, then turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The daughter sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" The teacher replied "He never did." So the little girl argued; "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't re-post this, but remember what the bible says; "Deny me in front of your friends and I shall Deny you in front of my Father". So re-post this, and remember... God saw you read this.

  11. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4512045 pleaseee have a heart and fave this! shes going to commit suicide please. have a heart.

  12. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    You and me on a summer night, park that car, dancing in the headlights. You and I, late night drives, your hand in mine, and all your time. I don't need money in my pocket or diamonds on my neck, the time i spend with you ill never forget. You and me is more than enough, cause you make me feel like a million bucks.♥

  13. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 10:05am UTC
    But theres a side, to you that i never knew all the things you said they were never true.♥

  14. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    *For Girls Eyes ONLY*
    IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING
    Girls only.......................................................................................
    GIRL TALK
    Did you know kissing ishealthy
    It's good to cry
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    Lying is actually unhealthy
    Onlyapplymascara to your top lashes
    It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
    Chocolate will make you feel better!
    Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
    A good friend never judges.
    A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
    Boys aren't worth your tears
    We ALL love surprises!!
    Now.... make a wish!
    Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
    WISH WISH WISH WISH
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    Congratulations!!
    Your wish has just been received
    repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED

  15. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Repost if you love GOD ♥
    [ Remember he just saw you looking at this ]

  16. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you

  17. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    me: mommmmm im hungryy
    mom: then go get something to eat
    me: nevermind...
    nmq

  18. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ***** **** ** *** *** **** ** **** **** ** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  19. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!!!!
    90% of people will marry their 7th- 12th grade love♥.
    Since you read this, you'll be told great news tonight. but if you don't repost this, your worst week starts now

  20. neonmaklexds neonmaklexds
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    and i wonder if guys think of "her" like girls think of "him" ♥

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