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  1. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    My birthday's tomorrow, on National Pot Day.
    Whaaa.

  2. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    We're Never
    too
    young for Disney <3

  3. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Disney
    Teaching you not to talk to strangers;
    Unless they're hot.♥

  4. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    ────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
    ──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
    ─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
    ─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
    ──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
    ────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
    ──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
    ────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
    ─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
    ───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.

  5. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Supposedly, There was a One Direction formed here, in the United States before One Direction formed in the U.K.
    Now, the American band one direction wants the UK one direction band to change there name.
    everyone read it.
    http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/10/one-direction-lawsuit-trademark-infringement/

  6. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    They say "Don't drink and drive."
    Well... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah, I'm a badddass(;

  7. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    I hate when people see me at the super market & they're like "Hey what you doing here?" & I'm just like "Oh you know hunting zebras."

    nmf

  8. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Barking back at your dog, so they know who's boss(;

    nmf

  9. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Dressing up as a fish and swimming in a pond that has tons of peopIe fishing.. ##YOLO(;
    @YOLOSH!T twitttterrrr.

  10. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    The record for the longest Monopoly game played in a bathtub is ninety-nine hours(;

  11. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    *See's a fat lady with a M.O.B. tattoo on her arm*
    ME: "Money over b!tches?"
    FAT LADY: "No, McDonalds over Burger King.

  12. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Katy Perry → Blue hair
    .
    Nicki Minaj → Pink hair
    .
    Rihanna → Red hair
    .
    Lady Gaga → Green hair
    "Omg, the power rangers are back!"
    .

  13. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Katy Perry → Blue hair
    .
    Nicki Minaj → Pink hair
    .
    Rihanna → Red hair
    .
    Lady Gaga → Green hair
    "Omg, the power rangers are back!"
    .

  14. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Use yes and no ONCE.
    Are you gay?:_____ Are you lying?:_____
    (;

  15. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    ✗o✗o ♥ ♥
    Why is that when Snooki gets pregnant, the whole world knows in seconds. But when 30,000 children in Africa get kidnapped it takes 10 years.

  16. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    ✗o✗o ♥ ♥
    Here's to the girls who don’t always win, who stay up listening to music, laugh, smile, cry. The girls who love, learn and regret.

  17. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:35am UTC
    90% of people marry their
    7th - 12th grade love. ♥
    Since you have read this, you will
    be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst
    week starts now.

  18. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Today, on April 6,
    has been a year and 3 months since my
    Dad committed suicide, it also happened
    On my bestfriend's birthday.
    .
    It's been a struggle of course.
    But everyday, my family lives on
    life, being happy knowing he's with us (:

  19. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    "Pretty Woman"
    Roy Orbison - 1964
    " Sexy B*tch"
    Akon- 2010

  20. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice,is seriously the sexiest shiitt ever.
    ;)

:)

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