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I refuse to sink

But this anchor is weighing me down...

nemosfishtank
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April 6, 2013 3:16am UTC

Me in the Shower
Me: Oooh, the water is lovely
Me: HOLY SHUZZZLLEEEEE
Me: COLD, COLD, COLD
Me: HAWT OH MA GOD THIS WATER IS HOT
Me: JUST LIKE ME
Me: *Squirts shampoo into hand and lathers up hair*
Me: If I push my hair upwards, i'll look like Jedward..
Me: No, that'd be offensive
Me: I haven't got the right bone structure...
Me: Wait.. What am I, okay, moving on...
Me: *rinses out shampoo and puts on conditioner*
Me: I have white stuff in my hair..
Me: *remembers quote on witty about white stuff in hand* Okay ew..
Me: *rinses hair out* Imma go now
Me: *To water* I will miss you, at the moment you're like to dino to my saur.

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nemosfishtank
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April 5, 2013 1:15pm UTC

My five year old sister
Is actually shocked her hand slipped
through her toy Daisy Duck watch &
I don't know, she's so asdfghjkl;'#

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nemosfishtank
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April 5, 2013 12:49pm UTC

I saw an episode of CSI where this
guy was hiding in this girls attic, then
he killed her just cause he was stalking
Nick Stokes (one of the CSI's),
& and now i'm scared cause
my attic is suddenly looking
real creepy.

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nemosfishtank
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 12:37pm UTC

And then I was all,
"Party in my igloo"
NMF

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nemosfishtank
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March 19, 2013 12:14am UTC

I know she knows that i'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
she's still out to get me

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nemosfishtank
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March 19, 2013 12:09am UTC

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY
KATCHADORIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS.
A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS. WITH LEGS. WITH A
HEAD. SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE'S A SWIZZLE STICK. YOU
CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE AND NOW I'M
HOLDING UP HER ARMS! ARMS! I'M HOLDING THEM
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR.
A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADORIAN.
A GIRL LOST HER F'CKING ARMS, DO YOU NOT KNOW
WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE AT PEARL
HARBOUR SEEING THE F'CKING JAPANESE MUSEUM
-Tricia, The Most Popular Girls In School, Ep. 11

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