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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. mckissick12 mckissick12
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:03pm UTC
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  3. Amberlynn13 Amberlynn13
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:16pm UTC
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  4. ThisIsTheRealKeeleyShae ThisIsTheRealKeeleyShae
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:46am UTC
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    I look into his eyes all I see is our future, and how much he loves me.
    cliIksdkjfsd9am ♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡
    nmf quote for Cory. :) love you CC.. :3

  5. andrea_loves_yew andrea_loves_yew
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    if you let me heres what ill do
    ill take care of you

  6. SkyBluexxx SkyBluexxx
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Him: heyy, what you up to?
    me: nothing much, eating :)
    Him: I love how you love food. What'cha thinking about?
    Me: Food...
    Him: That's not fair...
    Me: What's not?
    Him: I thought you were thinking about me :(
    Me: Every time I eat, I'll think about you.
    Him: *2 seconds later* DEAL.
    Me: You agreed so quickly!?
    Him: You always eat food ;)
    Me: Gee... I feel fat. Are you calling me fat?!
    Him: NO! But even if you were fat, I'd still love you :)
    Me: Aww, that warms my fat heart x
    Him: You're my girl friend, It's my job to make you happy.
    Me: What? We're not dating.
    Him: We are now ;) x
    & that is how it happened.

  7. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Gírls prσвlєm: thєч lσvє thє σnєs thαt hurt thєm.
    вσчs prσвlєm: thєч hurt thє σnєs thєч lσvє.

  8. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Mom, if I can't take off my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist.

  9. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    If I own a hair place,
    I'll call it Curl Up and Dye.
    NMF

  10. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Admit it.
    Google earth lets you
    look up any place in the entire
    world.
    And the first place
    that you look up
    is your house.
    Just me?

  11. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:03am UTC
    That awkward moment when you know all the lyrics of over 100 songs but you cant answer 10 questions on your test. Fomat by IloveStarWars

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I never understood why people cheat
    If you don't want to be with a person,
    then break up with them.
    It's not complicated,
    you are just a selfish person
    and there's no excuse for it.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. wazababe wazababe
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:39am UTC
    I bet on the terms and conditions
    they say
    "and now that you have not read these
    terms but are going to agree any ways,
    we now have the right to use you as a
    human sacrifice if aliens come down
    to earth and try to kill us all."
    You.Just.Watch.
    if aliens

  15. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:40am UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your face is so ugly
    It belongs in the zoo
    But don't be sad
    I'll be there too
    Not in the cage
    Just laughing at you

  16. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 9:19am UTC
    No witty, I don't want to
    Simmer Down! [There was an error adding your quote]
    I just want to add my f*cking comment

  17. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    I am tired so this will be st00p1d..
    what if I started making "Danielle facts or quotes." Lol, like
    "Danielle Fact #1.. She has bue eyes."
    Lol. This is so stupid...

  18. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    what if this
    planet was really just a reality tv show for other planets :0
    mind=blown

  19. nicolemarie28 nicolemarie28
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Why can't you see that:
    I like you!

  20. Haterade Haterade
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    I'm a female.
    Fe = Iron
    Male = Man
    Therefore, I am Iron Man.

:)

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