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  1. kasbian kasbian
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    When your stressed out,
    you can solve everything in 3 simple steps.
    1: sit down
    2: deep breathes
    3: have a cookie!

  2. lovewackjob lovewackjob
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    If Lindsay Lohan can make it through her cracked-out, bleached-blond,lesbian, jailbird days
    YOU can make it through today
    nmq

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 4:08am UTC
    zig-zag, cross the floor
    shuffle in diagonal,
    when the drum hits,
    hands on your hips,
    one-footed 180 twist
    and then a
    zig-zag, step, sliiide,
    lean in left & clap 3 times
    shake it out, head to toe,
    throw it all together,
    that's how we roll.

  4. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    •••••••••
    Apodyopsis
    noun • the act of mentally undressing someone (;
    •••••••••

  5. kaylerbayler kaylerbayler
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    I love when guys stretch,
    And their shirts ride up
    so you can see their
    boxers ;)

  6. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    You sir,
    Belong on a Hollister bag.
    nmq.

  7. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Today I
    walked up to the girl I like , rubbed her back, and said
    "I thought angels had wings"
    fave if you want a guy like me in your life

  8. blue_eyes_blue_skies blue_eyes_blue_skies
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    Psh & you guys laughed at me when I said
    Shark-boy was hot…♥

  9. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Guys need to realize;
    cheesy perverted pick-up lines
    are absolutely disgusting.
    but cute cheesy pick-up lines
    are absolutely adorable. ♥

  10. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2010 5:41pm UTC
    that moment when;
    your crush is guessing who you like
    and the whole time you're thinking
    "It's you stupid."

    format by: liveyourlife23

  11. pinklemonadexx pinklemonadexx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:17am UTC
    I want a secret admirer.
    One that would put cute little notes
    in my locker everyday.
    Just like in the movies ♥

  12. xoarianaxo xoarianaxo
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Mascara always beats boys.. Cause when a boy walks,
    Mascara runs .

  13. kodikayy14 kodikayy14
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    I wish having a
    Boyfriend
    was like Volleyball,
    You call mine and,
    Everyone else backs off.♥
    Not my format

  14. rachellllx23 rachellllx23
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    There’s plenty of fish in the sea
    ------------♥-----------♥------------♥------------
    I just suck at fishing

  15. Lmac1819 Lmac1819
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    there's a little bit of
    stripper
    in every girl

  16. DalalPiromari DalalPiromari
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Here's to the code names
    We made up for guys we liked so that
    no one knew who the hell we were
    going on about.
    Click the ♥ if you did this with your friends.

  17. kaitlinsara_ kaitlinsara_
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    "Will you be my girlfriend?"
    i s s o m u c h c u t e r t h a n
    "Will you go out with me?"
    jussayin♥

  18. forever_plusonex3 forever_plusonex3
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    heartbroken?
    You've got a foot,
    &+ he's got balls.
    Girls; you know what to do.

  19. peacelove2 peacelove2
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    my messy bun needs to be perfect

  20. cowgirlsdontcry6754 cowgirlsdontcry6754
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    comment if you like being called HOT.
    fave if you like being called beautiful or gorgeous.

:)

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