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  1. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    “Dude I have something really funny to tell you!”
    *Adult walks into room*
    ”..I'll tell you in a minute”

    nmf.

  2. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    MOM + DAD - CONDOM =
    Greatest person ever

  3. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    See her? She's my best friend
    She deserves the best, you hurt her, you won't be able to have kids in the future ..
    Not Mine(:

  4. ALYSSA1998 ALYSSA1998
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:53am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. gunddancer97 gunddancer97
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when;♥
    you're basically stripping right before;
    you go in the pool and everybody watches you

  7. prefectlyimperfect prefectlyimperfect
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    vicctorriaaax
    winnie the pooh the movie.
    makes me realize
    how much i miss being a little kid.
    -nmf

  8. KyleJessForever1234 KyleJessForever1234
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    ♥ I WAS EATING A POPSICLE WHEN
    my little brother
    Looks.at.me.and.says.
    Is that why your boyfriend likes you?
    I don't think I have ever laughed so hard

  9. Sing_it_loud17 Sing_it_loud17
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Guys' hugs are a million times better when they're wearing AXE. ♥

  10. AprilLove24 AprilLove24
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    T e x t i n g
    At Superspeeds
    When your angry. ♥

  11. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 8:15pm UTC

    There is nothing more
    Beautiful
    than the way the
    ocean refuses to
    stop kissing the
    shore no matter
    how many times
    the shore sent
    the ocean away.

  12. xxbabiimiikxx xxbabiimiikxx
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Favorite this if
    you've ever had a cut or bruise and had absolutely no idea how you got it

  13. itsAbby itsAbby
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    ORGANISM
    you read that wrong the first time didn't you...
    nmf.

  14. kellyfox123 kellyfox123
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:59pm UTC
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  15. Quotes_From_God Quotes_From_God
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    You can't undo anything
    you've already done,
    but you can face up to it.
    You can tell the truth.
    You can seek forgiveness.
    &+ then,
    let god do the rest.
    nmf

  16. saraah14 saraah14
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    a bestfriend
    is someone who makes your problems; their problems.

  17. _dontstopbelieving _dontstopbelieving
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    Life is full of fake people b e f o r e y o u d e c i d e t o j u d g e t h e m,M A K E S U R E «you aren't one of them-Optimus Prime

  18. babeigotchaa babeigotchaa
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    how to make your parents think your insane;
    follow them around the house.
    swim in the floor.
    yell "LIAR" whenever they say something.
    moo when they say your name.
    hold their hand, and whisper "i see dead people..."
    run into walls.
    say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    trust me, it works..

  19. KenzieKenz KenzieKenz
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    If Your Going To Be Two Faced...→ at least make one pretty.

  20. xoxo_tonight_babbii_xoxo xoxo_tonight_babbii_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Judging a person does not defi ne who t hey a re;
    It defines who you are.
    format credit to fatassmuffin.

:)

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