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mynameissimran
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June 17, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Real girls aren't perfect,
and perfect girl aren't real.

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mynameissimran
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June 17, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Legend says, when you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.

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mynameissimran
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June 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC

If you can make me
smile, laugh, and make
me feel special, then
damn right I'm yours.

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mynameissimran
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June 17, 2012 6:32pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're sitting next to your crush:
-_-
And all your friends are like:
O.O

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mynameissimran
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June 17, 2012 6:29pm UTC

*Asian son talking to Asian Father*
Son: Dad, I got stung by a bee
Father: Well you should've got stung by an A.

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 6:26pm UTC

I always feel like I have
something to believe in
when I talk to you.

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mynameissimran
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June 12, 2012 11:15am UTC

Just worked out.
Me: Ah, my abs are so sore.
Friend: LOL what abs?

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 11:49am UTC

Yesterday, I came up with the greatest joke and told everyone I knew about it.
This morning, I woke up and couldn't remember it anymore.
Now it's just some funny that I used to know.

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 11:44am UTC

I am so lazy.
Yah.

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 11:40pm UTC

Do you know what it feels like?
To just cry all day. Every second. Have the same person put you down constantly. Feeling you don't belong. The odd one out. The one who doesn't matter; who not a single soul cares about. Feeling you've done something wrong. It's your fault, your mistake. But for what? L I V I N G? Feeling worthless, unimportant, lonely, and not caring if something just happened to you, and you were gone the next second. Would it matter to anyone? LIFE GOES ON. So what if you were gone? Would they notice? Tears streaming down your face, while there are laughs and smiles all around you.
And it seems like you have nobody by your side.

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Mom: You know that song you like?
Me: Which one?
Mom: Sexy and I know it
Me: Ya
Mom: Well here's one for you;
I walk in your room and this is what I see,
there's a condom on the floor and it's staring at me.
I have a rage in my stomach and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it...
You're grounded and you know it.
Not my quote!

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Some couples don't realize how
lucky they are just to be able to
hold eachother's hands.
format by jimmy365/nmq

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Today, I saw the sexiest person ever. I proceeded to hug her, but broke my nose upon hitting the mirror that separated the two of us.
Today, I saw the sexiest person ever. I proceeded to hug him, but broke my nose upon hitting the mirror that separated the two of us.

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
Sincerely,
Just Curious
♥

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 3:01pm UTC

10-year-old girls crying because their boyfriends broke up with them. When I was 10, I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.

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mynameissimran
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May 28, 2012 3:01pm UTC

10-year-old girls crying because their boyfriends broke up with them. When I was 10, I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.

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mynameissimran
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May 28, 2012 2:58pm UTC

10-year-old girls crying because their boyfriends broke up with them. When I was 10, I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Dear Homework,
They may be doing you, but all they think about is me.
Sincerely,
Summer
nmf. not a true story.

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Me: I'm over my crush.
Crush: Hey
Me: Nevermind.

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mynameissimran
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 2:36pm UTC

It kills me inside when I see an old person eating or sitting alone.

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