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THIS IS SOME CLASSY SHIT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.
Sooo, there’s a lot of things about me. I have the two best friends in the wholeee world that listen to all my crap and I love them A WHOLE BUNCH<3 They're Emily (swerv) and Lizzie (the_amazing_liz), check em' outtt. I’m in my 15th year of life, blow out the candles on September 3rd, 10th grade&lovin' it, I figure skate, I’m hopelessly lost when it comes to guys, like, you have no idea hahah, my smile is not a "fake" smile it's as real as it comes and I wouldn't change ANYTHING in my life, I have a great group of people surrounding me and I love them more than you could everrr imagine, I could possibly burn the house down by cooking just about anything, i had a chance with "him" but i blew it, i couldn't live without my music, and i really have no interest in what people think of me.
YOU LIKE IT OR YOU DONT BITCH.

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
March 20, 2011 7:27pm UTC

I could have a MILLION guys,
So why do I want the one I CANT have so badly?
It drives me >>INSANE<<

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 9:50am UTC

You can fake it for a while,
bite your tongue and smile,
like every mother does an ugly child.

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 8:37pm UTC

When my phone vibrates i always hope it's
you,
when my facebook freezes for that quick second for a chat to pop up i always hope it's
you,
when i hear my name in the hall and look around to who said it i always hope it's
you,
when my mom says "someone called' i always hope it's
you,
if i was stuck on an island i always hope it'd be with
you,
the first time i hear 'i love you' i hope that'd be
you,
handsom man, i hope it's
YOU.

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 6:10pm UTC

Sorry Katy Perry,
ive actually
*never*
felt like a_
plastic bag.

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 6:03pm UTC

ONE DAY
Your
prince will come.
Mine
just took a wrong turn,
got lost,
and is too stubborn
to ask for directions.

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 7:45pm UTC

♥
THAT GUY YOU ADORE;
BUT CANT HAVE
........
...
.
♥

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 9:30am UTC

♥
That feeling you get when you crush
*compliments*
>>>YOU,<<<
*un-expectedly...*
♥

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
December 30, 2010 9:21am UTC

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KE$HA:
THE
TAYLOR SWIFT
ON DRUGS
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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 3:21pm UTC

Have you ever wondered why bra's are lettered A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G,H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?
A- Almost boobs
B- barely boobs
C- can't complain
D- dang!
DD- double dang!!
E- enormous
F- FAKE
G- get a reduction
H- HELP ME, ive fallen and can't get up!
REMINDER: A friend is like a good bra... hard to find, supportive, comfortable,always lifts you up,never lets you down or keeps you hanging, and is always close to your heart <3
so remember to be a good bra... i mean friend!

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 8:35pm UTC

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
♥
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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 8:23pm UTC

Teacher:"Sorry class, I couldn't grade your tests, I was busy. Okay, now get your homework out."
Student:"Sorry, I couldn't do my homework.
I WAS BUSY."

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 8:51am UTC

* phone vibrates * (from the boy she adores)
boy- hey :)
girl- hey, um, why are you texting me?
boy- because i saw you looking at me today :)
* girl shivers *
girl- i wasn't looking at you?
boy- yes you were. I know you were.
girl- how?
boy- do you really want to know?
girl- yes :)
boy- because i was looking at you too :)

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
November 10, 2010 8:18pm UTC

Nobody
can go back and start a new
Beginning,
but anyone can start
Today
and make a new
Ending.
~maria robinson

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
November 7, 2010 12:52pm UTC

*cutest little boy ever in front of me in line*
*smiles at me*
me- awww! how old are you?
little boy- uhh,im... 2 i 'sink'
me- aww! i was 2 when i was your age!
*FAIL*

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
November 7, 2010 12:41pm UTC

Saying
"I JUST DIED!"
even though you barely tripped.

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