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THIS IS SOME CLASSY SHIT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.
Sooo, there’s a lot of things about me. I have the two best friends in the wholeee world that listen to all my crap and I love them A WHOLE BUNCH<3 They're Emily (swerv) and Lizzie (the_amazing_liz), check em' outtt. I’m in my 15th year of life, blow out the candles on September 3rd, 10th grade&lovin' it, I figure skate, I’m hopelessly lost when it comes to guys, like, you have no idea hahah, my smile is not a "fake" smile it's as real as it comes and I wouldn't change ANYTHING in my life, I have a great group of people surrounding me and I love them more than you could everrr imagine, I could possibly burn the house down by cooking just about anything, i had a chance with "him" but i blew it, i couldn't live without my music, and i really have no interest in what people think of me.
YOU LIKE IT OR YOU DONT BITCH.

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mynameisjessica
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:52am UTC

I dont like hope very much...
In fact, I hate it. It's the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard. It's bad news. The worst. It's sharp sticks and cherry bombs. When hope shows up, it's only a matter of time until someone gets hurt.
NMF

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November 18, 2011 2:52pm UTC

You wished for him on 11/11/11?
That's cool... I wished for a unicorn. Who do you think is going to be happier?

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October 10, 2011 4:52pm UTC

Sometimes
I wish, boys still had cooties

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September 16, 2011 4:17pm UTC

"I love your status!"
"Thanks, I got it off witty."

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September 16, 2011 4:01pm UTC

I mean, excuse me, ♥
you're a hell of a guy, you know I really got a thing for American guys.

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posted a quote
August 15, 2011 4:39pm UTC

THAT SHOW MY SUPER SWEET 16
is ridiculous.
I dont see how you can spend
$926982798374 dollars on one party.
Honey,
If I was you I'd buy a car and a house and a pool and a plane and more cloths and a vacuum and a wheelbarrow and a snowman and a laptop and an iphone and a hot tub and a life time supply of hot pockets and a speed boat, maybe some tubes for the speed boat and a tree and a cow and more with the money you spent
on one party.

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August 14, 2011 5:04pm UTC

Now im sorry, I cant afford a ferrari
but that don't mean i can't get you there

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July 23, 2011 9:54pm UTC

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July 16, 2011 10:07am UTC

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June 5, 2011 10:25am UTC

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May 17, 2011 8:10pm UTC

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May 9, 2011 3:40pm UTC

I guess that's why they call it
a crush... </3

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May 7, 2011 6:04pm UTC

"Dude, she just called you fat!"
"OH HELL NO! HOLD MY SHAPE-UPS!"

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May 1, 2011 7:40pm UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHA
pathetic, fake people♥

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posted a quote
April 19, 2011 6:23pm UTC

..............................
Bruno Mars will catch a grenade for me,
but you wont even text me back.
Nice one bud.
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April 18, 2011 6:32pm UTC

Unfortunately,
sometimes the truth makes everything else a lie...

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April 18, 2011 5:59pm UTC

Day after a break-up?
Don't go to school in sweats with your hair in a messy bun; make-up streaming down your face.
Go in your best outfit, fix your hair so it's perfect, and put a big ol' smile on that face.
Make that douche regret ever letting you go
♥ .be.strong.♥

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April 18, 2011 5:30pm UTC

"I don't like him."
[I only stalk his profile everyday, creep on his pictures, stare at him when he can't see me, think he's gorgeous, thinks he has the most beautiful eyes, get butterflies when i even think about him, feel like I'm high when i stand next to him, talk about him all the time, put our last names together, think he's perfect in everyway]
"No, I really don't like him"

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posted a quote
April 17, 2011 6:04pm UTC

DUDE, TURN D
O
W
N
YOUR
SWAG.

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April 1, 2011 7:05pm UTC

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