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  8. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Rabbit: Tie them together, Piglet. Can you tie a knot?
    Piglet: I cannot.
    Rabbit: Ah, so you can knot?
    Piglet: No, I cannot knot.
    Rabbit: Not Knot?
    Pooh: Who's there?
    Rabbit: POOH!
    Pooh: Pooh who?

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    March 5, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    basically it sucks how the majority of straight guys assume that all gay guys are going to hit on them and get really upset when they do, but straight guys hit on women all the time and expect them to be okay with/flattered by it.

  10. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    Pizza Delivery Guy Comes
    Me: Hey Norman
    Pizza Delivery Guy: Hey Mia
    Friend: 'Norman?'
    Me: Yeah, we're on a first name basis now, things are getting pretty serious.
    format jimmy365

  11. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
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    March 5, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Do you ever yawn so hard you can feel your soul
    leaving your body

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    me: ew the ice cream is melting
    my friend: quick! put it close to your heart to keep it cold


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  15. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:25am UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    E p i l o g u e
    Nobody understood love fully until they had fallen helplessly.
    The way Zach and I met was unfortunate, nothing would have just been automatically perfect and it gave me a sense of pride to be able to say that we didn't give up even when things got tuff.
    “Baby,” Zach called. “Come back to bed.”
    “No,” I shook my head, a smile spreading onto my face. “We can't be late for the ultrasound!” I exclaimed. “It's the first one.”
    “I know, I know,” he huffed. “I just wanted to cuddle.”
    “We can cuddle later,” I replied and grinned, excitedly. “I can't wait until we get to see our baby.” Zach rolled out of bed, groaning sexily.
    “I can't wait either, baby, what time is it? Do I have time for a shower?”
    “Yeah but make it quick!” I told him as I shooed him into the bathroom.
    “Nu-uh, where's my good morning kiss?” I rolled my eyes but went on my toes to kiss him gently for a few moments before walking to do the bed. It had been been 7 years since I was in high school and now, Zach and I were expecting our first child. When we first found out, Zach was so proud and told just about everyone. We got married 3 years ago and they had been the best 3 years of my life.
    Justin had a girlfriend of 3 years and Grace was still single. I haven't spoken to Courtney since high school and it honestly hadn't affected me.
    In record timing, we were in the car and driving to the Ultrasound. When we got there, we waited for the doctor to be able to see us. I was bouncy in my seat. “Calm down, Logan,” Zach chuckled.
    I glared at him. “You didn't just consume like 5 litres of water!” Zach kissed my forehead and I sighed, putting my head onto his shoulder. Zachs hand was intertwined with mine and around 20 minutes later we were called in.
    “Logan Parker?”
    Oh how I loved the sound of that.
    I bounced into the room and got ready for my Ultrasound with the nurse in the room. Zach sat next to me and grinned. The doctor came in, a smile on his face and clapped. “Right, how are you two?” he asked. Soon, he was putting the cold jelly like substance on my stomach and then he showed us a monitor. “This,” he pointed to the screen. “Is your baby.” To most people, what was on that screen was a bunch of spots and blobs but to me, it was my baby and I couldn't help the silent tears that fell down my face. The doctor went on to tell us about our babies health and both Zach and I left the room with big grins on our face.
    “This is so surreal,” I murmured.
    “Thank you so much, baby,” Zach said as he wrapped his hand around my waist.
    “For what?”
    “For being my wife, for being understanding and wonderful and now giving me a child.” He smiled at me, sweetly. “I love you so much.”
    I was his and he was mine,
    And our love was infinite.
    "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams" - Dr. Seuss
    Want a reminder for my next story? Comment.
    {A/N Ohmygosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. I am freaking out right now, I cannot believe this story is over :( It's so weird knowing I'll never write about Zach and Logan again but they'll be in my next story Beautiful Disaster at least. I am honestly so upset right now, this story means the world to me. I want to say a HUGE thank you to each and everyone of my amazing readers. You guys are the reason I continue writing. Pretty please leave me a comment on what you thought of the story c: It'll make me really, really happy! My next story will be up in a week or two so you can comment for a reminder for Beautiful Disaster. I love you all <3 Thank you. }

  16. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 1:40am UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    C h a p t e r 46
    “It's not that funny!” I exclaimed as my mum, Zach and my dad laughed hysterically. They were laughing about me running after the newest edition to the family, Cookie and falling in the pool. Just two weeks ago I had graduated and just two weeks ago my parents excepted Zach into the family.
    “Mum, dad, this is my boyfriend, Zach Parker.”
    It felt like we met a century ago.
    “Hurry up Logan,” Zach chuckled, teasingly as I rolled my eyes and put my shoes on. He was still laughing after seeing me fall in the pool.
    As Zach and I walked out of the house, I asked, “Don't you have any sympathy for your girlfriend?” I crossed my arms over my chest and raised my eyebrows. Zach smiled, sweetly and kissed me.
    “I love you,” he told me.
    I sighed, “You cannot do that every time I'm mad at you.” Zach and I arrived to the shops in no time and walked around hand in hand. I had called him yesterday telling him I had wanted to go to the shops and maybe watch a movie. He didn't say no, of course, he was just as excited as I was about being able to go out in public. Though, nobody had actually seen us together. Firstly, we went and watched one of the movies that had just came out and then I spotted a group of girls and guys I knew from school.
    “Oh my gosh! Mr Parker?” A girl from our grade cried out and then she saw me. “Logan?” I noticed her stare at our intertwined hands and just smiled. “Guys,” she called her friends. I wasn't exactly the closest with most of the girls but Rachel and Jasmine were also with them. I felt so awkward at that moment, I didn't think that it'd feel this way. They all looked at our hands and said nothing.
    “It's nice seeing you guys...” I said, my voice trailing off.
    “Yeah,” One of the girls – Joe said. “Are you guys like together or something?” She asked.
    I nodded, biting my lip, “Yeah.”
    Zach coughed, “Well I'm going to leave you to catch up with your friends and go get a table and order some food. Nice seeing you girls.” Zach kissed my lips softly and walked off.
    “Who would've thought,” Jack, one of the guys there said. “I never would've pinned you for a girl who would bang their teacher.”
    I just shrugged, “Guess you didn't know me that well.”
    “I think they make a cute couple,” Rachel spoke. “I can tell he loves you. A lot.”
    “They do,” the other girls agreed and we spoke a while longer before I walked off to find Zach. I found Zach sitting at a table with some food in front of him. I sat down opposite him and he handed me my food. After we walked around the shopping centre for a while and then went to Zachs apartment.
    We had one of the music channels on and I was dancing around his apartment singing, “But tonight I'm feeling 22!” Zach sat on his couch, watching me with an amused grin on his face. I walked over to him and straddled him.
    “I love you so much,” he breathed and kissed my lips. It was magic the way his lips connected with mine.
    “I love you too, Mr Parker,” I said not being able to get rid of the silly grin on my face.
    “What's got you so happy?” he asked, removing a strand on hair that fell onto my face.
    “Everything's just so perfect,” I replied.
    Zach gave me a questioning glance as I softly chuckled.
    To think this started off with me thinking I'd ever be able to leave Mr Parker.
    THE END
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser for epilogue: I was his and he was mine.
    {A/N There will be an epilogue! It might be out tomorrow or Thursday idk but yeah guys... :( This is the last chapter of UMP & I am so sad! Ahh!}

  17. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    It's been two months.
    Two months since the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School.
    The kids that were lost won't be able to give and receive Valentine's Day cards one last time.
    The adults won't be able to come home to a romantic date set up by their spouses.
    Just take a moment and respect the victims and their families.
    Rest in Paradise.

  18. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 3:33am UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    C h a p t e r 42
    I suggest listening to 'I won't give up' by Jason Mraz while reading this
    Love is a four letter word,
    love is something that is illustrated so simply.
    Some people think that when you find that special person that nothing could go wrong, nothing could break you apart but I don't think thats true. When you find that special someone thinks will break you apart, things will make you scream and things will make you smile but these things just make us stronger.
    Everything that Zach and I have gone through only shows how strong we are, we will over come anything that is thrown our way.
    I never really understood the word love, I would ponder and ponder but never had I thought that the person you fall in love with is would become that special to you.
    Quite honestly, I would give my left arm for Zach.
    I was lying with him on his couch and had just finished telling him what happened with my dad. We were sitting in comfortable silence, we didn't need to say anything to enjoy this moment. Our legs were tangled with each other and my head was on his chest, his heart beat was soothing.
    “You're amazing, you know that?” I blushed.
    “You're prettyvdamn amazing as well,” I told him. His eyes met mine, they were enthralling in the most amazing way. He didn't reply, he just smiled and kissed my forehead.
    “Tomorrow, at school, when I put up two fingers look around wherever we are for something written in green,” he told me.
    “What?” I asked, confused.
    “Just do it,” he demanded.
    “You're so weird,” I laughed.
    “If I remember, a couple of minutes ago you were telling me how amazing I am,” he winked and kissed me.
    I had never kissed anyone except Zach but I wondered would it still feel this special? Would I be left breathless and with my heart fluttering after each and every kiss? Would I feel the sparks and fireworks?
    I asked myself those questions, knowing the answer.
    No.
    ***
    I was sitting in Zachs class, we gave each other sly glances occasionally. “I'm going to hand Jackeline a paper and she's going to pass it back. I want everybody to write one thing down, something that you're too scared to tell your peers. You can write it anonymously, no one will know you wrote it,” Zach told the class.
    “Why are we doing this, Sir?” Somebody from the back called out.
    “Because,” Zach shrugged, leaving me curious. He handed Jackeline a piece of paper and she scribbled something on it, handing it back. Soon it came to me and I immediately knew what I would write.
    I love him in a way no one would understand
    I looked up at Zach and smiled, he put two fingers up and I remembered our conversation from when I was at this apartment. He told me when we were in class and he put two fingers up to look around and find anything written in a green pen. I looked around but couldn't find anything and then my eyes flickered to the paper. In green writing, right at the bottom, was written:
    I won't give up on us
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser: "Where are we going?" I asked Zach as he continued driving. "We're going to meet my family," he grinned.
    {A/N So, how many of you actually listened to the song while reading the chapter? I wrote it listening to it on repeat so yeah... (: What did you all think? How'd I do? HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! }

  19. has_no_life has_no_life
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    accidently stepping on you pet is the worst thing ever. THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STOOD ON THEM AND THEY CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU APOLOGY!
    - Fat Amy.

  20. has_no_life has_no_life
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    normal people : I love it when my boyfriend/ girlfriend tells me he / she loves me!
    me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready!

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