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muffins_17

Status: I am gonna eat your pants.

Member Since: 29 Aug 2011 12:22pm

Last Seen: 14 Apr 2021 01:52am

Location: Somewhere in the Universe

Gender: F

user id: 213306

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 Hiya!
I'm Sam.
I like monkeys.
  1. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Me during the day: I'm so effing tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
    Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from '06 and listen to them all while writing a fanfiction and watching an entire season of hannah montana and then maybe clean out my closet.

  2. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    I 'm n ot p er f ect
    I don't have a colgate smile.
    I don't have a body like a supermodel.
    I don't look a a crayola crayon attacked my face.
    I don't wear $500 clothes.
    I don't walk around making people feel bad.
    I don't walk around with a guy by my side.
    I don't put other people down to get to the top.
    I don't got the eyes or the hair.
    I'm nothing near perfect. & I don't want to be.
    That's what they want me to be.
    They're just Barbies, and I rather not be.

  3. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    "Sometimes things that appear really simple and straightforward aren't."
    ~The Rock Star's Daughter by Caitlyn Duffy

  4. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Cinderella walked on broken glass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Pocahontas risked her life for a feast. Jasmine could have had anyone, instead she chose a poor man. Ariel walked on land all for love and for life. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears.Truly love is about facing your biggest fears.who knew Disney would show little girls how to love?

  5. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    National Suicide Prevention Hotline1-800-273-8255favorite, repost, anything.you could save someone's life.

  6. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥

  7. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I thought I seemed really strong towards bullies. But now that i look back, I cry at everything.

  8. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    I am 82% Obsessed with my look...
    [x] straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [x] hair spray
    [ ] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [ ] you have dyed your hair
    [ ] you have or had highlights
    [x] black eyeliner
    [ ] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [ ] fake eyelashes
    [x] eyelash curler
    [x] eye shimmer
    [ ] colored contacts
    [x] stunna shades
    [x] eye makeup remover
    [x] olive oil
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink gloss
    [x] lip stick
    [x] chap stick
    [x] lip plumper
    [ ] electric toothbrush
    [x] teeth whitener
    [x] lip liner
    [x] more than 15 lipglosses
    [x] toothpaste
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [x] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    [x] nail polish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [x] nail buffer
    [x] cuticle remover
    [ ] nail hardener
    [x] nail brush
    [x] Fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    Overall Total: 41
    Now, add your score and multiply it by 2
    Then, repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks

  9. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Katniss Everdeen
    The Girl On Fire

  10. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:18am UTC
    The girl u just called fat?...Shes overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?...She spends hours putting on makeup hoping people will like her. The boy u just tripped?...Hes abused enough at home.See that man with the ugly scars?...He fought for his country. That guy u just made fun of for crying?...His mother is dying...95% percent of people wont copy this, copy this if your with the 5% percent who will rebel against bullying ....its in your handsanother ugly quote for a beautiful cause

  11. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Stupid Detox

  12. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    If the cool kids invite you to do something, even if the are gonna hurt you in the end
    the fun you have with them can fill up the pain.

  13. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Your BeautifulPunch Those Who Disagree ♥♥♥

  14. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him.
    Favorite, copy & paste (JOCKED THIS) this if you're in God's army.

  15. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMNMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The
    Countdown!
    5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    Now post this again.
    Your Wish Will Come True!
    You Have 19 Minutes!
    Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  16. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    Knock on wood!
    → ↑ ♥ ↓ ←

  17. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    "Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days."

  18. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Life Makes LoveLook Hard-Taylor Swift

  19. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    if you've ever been called"ugly",put this as your quote,& whoever[♥]'s it
    disagrees.

  20. muffins_17 muffins_17
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    Follow the rules on this:
    [1] I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
    [2] The answer is L0OK AT 11
    [3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
    [4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
    [5] First L0OK AT 2
    [6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
    [7] i just wanted to say hi♥
    [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
    [9] Be patient L0OK AT 4
    [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
    [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
    [12] Sorry L0OK AT 8
    [13] Don't get mad L0OK AT 10
    [14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
    [15] You must be realllllly mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

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