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  1. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 3:42pm UTC
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    crying isn't a sign of weakness, it shows that you have been strong to long♥
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  2. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When your riding a tandem alone...

  3. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:02am UTC
    5 Deadly Words Used By Women
    1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP.
    2. NOTHING - means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED.
    3. GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it.
    4. WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU
    5. THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.
    NMF

  4. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:58am UTC
    REASONS TO HAVE
    A GUY BEST FRIEND;
    they won't tell anyone your secrets
    they don't try to steal the guy you like
    they aren't two-faced
    they stick up for you no matter what
    they'll give you their sweatshirt
    they'll carry you when you get hurt
    and they might even fall in love with you♥

  5. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    The Problem with guys:
    they pretend to like you when they don't
    The problem with girls:
    They pretend they don't like you when they do.

  6. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 1:54pm UTC
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    Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
    Why is an alarm clock going "off" if it just turned on?
    How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
    Why do banks leave the doors open wide but the pens are chained to the counter?
    Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
    Why is there an experition date on sour cream?
    When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Hamburger? Fries? Bunny?
    Why do we say "Heads up" when we acctually duck?
    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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  7. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 11:45am UTC
    .....................
    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you ...but trusting them not to.
    .....................

  8. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 10:17am UTC
    ✿when your reading a
    awkward moment
    quote✿
    and its not awkward at all

  9. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    //////////////////////////
    That Awkward Moment when
    Your in the car with j ust you and your friends Dad. . .

  10. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    & wouldn't it be ironic if you died in your living room?
    Choked on a life saver?
    An olympic swimmer drowned?
    These are just some things that go through my head...
    ~Mrskatebieber22

  11. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    CHACHUNGAS!!
    Dedicated to laurenluvsyou11words cannot describe how i feel about you...

  12. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    That annoying moment when...
    your trying to go on Facebook, but instead you go to the website www.fa.com

  13. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    I have a question....
    You know rapists and how there attracted to
    young children??
    Well are there children attracted to those rapists?

  14. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    & Apparently
    The would is supposed to end tomorrow
    So what are you doing on Witty right now when you should be having the time of your life??

  15. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    If you ever die in an elevator
    be sure to press up ♥
    ~Mrskatebieber22

  16. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    How much of your life have you screwed up?
    [x] kissed someone before dating
    [] gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] gotten caught for chewing gum
    [] gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far:2
    [x] arrived to class late more than 5 times
    [x] didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] turned at least two projects in late
    [x] missed school just because you felt like it
    [x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    Total so far:5
    [x] gotten your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [x] text people during class
    [x] passed notes
    [x] threw stuff across the room
    [x] laughed at the teacher
    Total so far:10
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far:14
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far:18
    [x] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far:21
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far:27
    27 times 3 I have screwed up 80% of my teenage life

  17. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Never give up on someone
    You cant go a day without thinking about

  18. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    Hey, I'm a teenage girl.
    I make a lot of mistakes.
    I'm far from perfect.
    I put myself down on a regular daily basis, because I hate the way I look.
    I think I'm fat, to the point where I want to starve myself.
    I'm very insecure, kind of like every other teenage girl on this world.
    I forgot one thing...I'm human.

  19. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    Sometimes God makes bad things happen
    to good people because in the long run he knows
    it will affect them for the better
    ~Mrskatebieber22

  20. mrskatebieber22 mrskatebieber22
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Me: Mom what would your do if I told you I was a lesbian?
    Mom: Well Kate, I guess I would still love you anyway....
    Me: Well Mom I have someting to tell you..... I...... am.................. a...........................
    STRAIGHT PERSON!!!!!
    ALL MINEE
    ~Mrskatebieber22

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