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  1. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 12:24am UTC
    Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    Me:Someone told me to go to hell.
    Me:Couldn't find it at first .
    Me:But now I'm here.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 2:02am UTC
    “So stop waiting for Fridays, and stop waiting for summers, and stop waiting for someone to fall in love with you, because those things will happen. But in the meantime, enjoy right now.”


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. DoctorWhovian94 DoctorWhovian94
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2015 9:59pm UTC
    "I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me."

  5. nova ♥* nova ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 10:48pm UTC
    i don't remember when stolen glances turned into secretive smiles,
    when exuberant laughs changed to shameless dancing,
    or when endless nights whispering turned into early morning kisses.
    i do however remember how you came to love; the way i laughed at nothing,
    and how effortlessly green my eyes looked when i wasn't wearing any makeup,
    and that little freckle that's half on the left side of my bottom lip.
    i couldn't feel myself falling in love,
    i just remember waking up one day and thinking
    this is it, this is what i've been waiting for.
    so please excuse me if i'm a little confused, wondering when
    the way i laughed, how i looked without makeup on,
    the freckle on the left side of my bottom lip, stopped being enough for you.
    i don't remember when you fell out of love with me,
    when such a pure feeling began to cause me so much agony,
    when the one who made me feel the most alive changed his mind.
    -h.q.

  6. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2015 2:22am UTC
    kinda wanna do yoga and eat berries and take bubble baths
    kinda wanna do tequila shots and smoke cigarettes and kiss strangers
    kinda wanna lay in bed all day and watch netflix

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2015 4:16pm UTC
    DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE
    HOW MUCH IT HURTS TO BE
    LEFT BEHIND BY SOMEONE
    YOU THOUGHT WOULD
    ALWAYS BE AROUND.

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