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  1. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 11:10am UTC
    Maroon 5?
    I think you mean,
    "Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    puberty either makes you a
    hot god or a potatoe.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
    as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.

  4. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:14am UTC
    Looking through your old quotes is like klling yourself softly. All those embarrassing and wannabe-deep things you wrote and all those hideous formats and... holly ITS SO HUMILIATING!

  5. audreylovesyou audreylovesyou
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 1:15am UTC
    Carrie Underwood & Hunter Hayes concert was tonight. it was amazing. enough said.

  6. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Do you ever rub your eyes
    so hard that you just start entering some other galaxy of swirls and patterns

  7. cheerfreakk cheerfreakk
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    they should make a christmas soda called
    fanta claus.
    nmf / nmq

  8. cheerfreakk cheerfreakk
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    when i'm older i shall
    open a classic rock-themed
    pizza shop & i shall call it
    another one bites the crust.
    nmf/nmq

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
    I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

  10. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
    ~
    nmf

  11. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I don't exercise to be healthy.
    I exercise to look sexy as f/ck, naked.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Whenever I see a calendar,
    I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.

  14. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
    Lets turn it TEAL to show
    Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
    FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

  15. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 11.
    “No Zoe, it’s really important!” I squealed on the phone with her, after my date with Josh.
    “Well I have to tell you something too!” She said excitedly. “But I have to kind of, ask you about it first?”
    “Okay?” I laughed, slightly confused.
    “Just meet me over here in 10, okay?”
    “Sounds good!” I exclaimed. “Should we invite Jaycie?”
    “Nah, she’s got some grad party to go to or something.” Zoe shrugged it off.
    “Okay, see you soon Zo.” I said contently. “Bye.”
    I hung up, smiling like an idiot from Jake and I’s kiss. I couldn’t wait to tell Zoe. Bree, it was just a kiss, settle down, I scolded myself. I quickly grabbed my phone off my night stand and rushed back down stairs to begin walking towards Zoe’s.
    “Mom, I’m going over to Zoe’s. be back..whenever.” I told her, slipping on my flip flops.
    “Hey, you stop right there young lady.” My dad said sternly.
    “What’d I do?” I asked innocently, hoping they hadn’t heard anything about us going in that abandoned house.
    “You’ve almost been here for a week, and we’ve barely talked to you at all.” My mother explained.
    “Well, I’ve just been busy with my friends, that’s all.” I folded my arms, annoyed. “And I have to go, we’ll talk later!”
    “Okay sweetie, but we’re going out to dinner as a family tomorrow night!”
    “Okay!” I ignored her. I couldn’t wait to tell Zoe the news.
    “Zoe, I’m here!” I shouted up her steps.
    “Finally!” She exclaimed, pulling me up the stairs.
    “Settle down girl.” I laughed, wondering why she was so excited.
    “Okay, you go first.” Zoe beamed happily.
    “No no no, you go first.” I smiled, trying to be considerate, even though I really wanted to tell her.
    “Okay, fine.” She laughed. “So, I kind of sort of, ish, maybe..”
    “Just tell me already!” I said anxiously, shaking her hands.
    “Have a thing for Jake.” She smiled slightly.
    “Oh.” I dropped her hands, along with my facial expression.
    “You’re mad aren’t you!” Zoe said worriedly. “Bree, I can find someone else, really-“
    “No!” I said quickly. “Zoe, it’s fine, really, I don’t even like him anymore.”
    “Are you sure?” She asked nervously.
    “Positive.” I smiled weakly.
    "You two will make a great couple."
    lol b/tch slap. REVENGE.♥ I have dance in about an hour, so i apologize if some of you don't/didn't get your notifications on time ( : lol, this was supposed to be up earlier, but I slept until 1:30..so yeah. Love you all, feedback please ? (:
    The number to reach for a hint next chapter is 555 [:
    -Hint-
    I gave a devious smile, looking up a number in my phone.
    “Hey Colin!” I said sweetly into the phone. “I haven’t talked to you in forever!”
    -Bree's POV-

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    I wish I was beautiful,
    Flawless pretty with soft skin and lovely eyes,
    and hair that never seems to have a single knot or tangle
    I want to have a smile that could brighten people's days,
    and bright red lips that someone would actually want to kiss...

  17. FranoButchelle FranoButchelle
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    11:11
    I wished for you♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Re-reading old text messges and realizing how much you actually miss them.

  20. drizzyyo drizzyyo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:00pm UTC
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