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Hiii! welcome to my profile! i hope you enjoy my quotes!

 

About me:

My name is Maha (you can call me moni)
I love the color Purple
I'm a POTTERHEAD
I'm kinda wierd
I am 13 years old
I love fun
I'm OBSESSED with horses
I live in qatar
Im MUSLIM
and yeah... thats it.












 

1. monio0O
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2012 1:24pm UTC
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2. monio0O
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   Interviewer: whats your favorite word for boobs?
   Louis: *chuckes* as i said, with niall, When you say boobs, do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
   Interviewer: as a pair
   Louis: as a pair?
   Interviewer: Yep
   Louis: Hmmm.... To Be honest i actually quite like the word boobs.
   Me: LOL
   Louis: boobs
   me: hahhahahahah
   louis: Boobs
   Me: LMAO LOOL! *laughing like crazy*
   Louis: boobs
   Me: *falls on the floor laughing*
   I Almost DIED laughing...
   link:
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBbrlUT5GEo&feature=relmfu
   
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3. monio0O
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 5:18am UTC
   Every girl has 5 personalities.
   1. How she acts at school.
   2. How she acts around her friends.
   3. How she acts around her family.
   4. How she acts when she's with him.
   5. How she acts when she's alone.
   CORRECTION
   Every girl has 6 personalities.
   1. How she acts at school.
   2. How she acts around her friends.
   3. How she acts around her family.
   4. How she acts when she's with him.
   5. How she acts when she's alone.
   6. How she acts when she's on her period.
   
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4. monio0O
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 3:22am UTC
   allcredittocaptivated
   on my my wedding day,
   my vows will be a bunch of quotes from witty.
   
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5. monio0O
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2011 9:14am UTC
   HELLO
   My name is...
   overused format
   
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6. monio0O
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 9:40am UTC
   copy this format
   and try to tyoe the word apple
   <br /> <div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" height="280" hspace="0" id="aswift_1" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" name="aswift_1" onload="var i=this.id,s=window.google_iframe_oncopy,H=s&amp;&amp;s.handlers,h=H&amp;&amp;H[i],w=this.contentWindow,d;try{d=w.document}catch(e){}if(h&amp;&amp;d&amp;&amp;(!d.body||!d.body.firstChild)){if(h.call){i+='.call';setTimeout(h,0)}else if(h.match){i+='.nav';w.location.replace(h)}s.log&amp;&amp;s.log.push(i)}" scrolling="no" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; left: 0px; position: absolute; top: 0px; " vspace="0" width="336"></iframe></span></div>
   
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7. monio0O
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 11:35am UTC
   copy this format
   and try to tyoe the word apple
   <br /> <div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" height="280" hspace="0" id="aswift_1" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" name="aswift_1" onload="var i=this.id,s=window.google_iframe_oncopy,H=s&amp;&amp;s.handlers,h=H&amp;&amp;H[i],w=this.contentWindow,d;try{d=w.document}catch(e){}if(h&amp;&amp;d&amp;&amp;(!d.body||!d.body.firstChild)){if(h.call){i+='.call';setTimeout(h,0)}else if(h.match){i+='.nav';w.location.replace(h)}s.log&amp;&amp;s.log.push(i)}" scrolling="no" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 13px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; left: 0px; position: absolute; top: 0px; " vspace="0" width="336"></iframe></span></div>
   
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8. monio0O
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 1:25am UTC
   When i get married i'll have 2 kids
   Xavier & Amanda
   ♥
   
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9. monio0O
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 7:34am UTC
   
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10. monio0O
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 8:43am UTC
    & sometimes i wish...
    that sometimes when i stare at Him...
    and he looks at me...
    it isn't because he noticed I was staring...
    but because he was about to look at me...
    <3
    
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11. monio0O
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    & sometimes i wish...
    that sometimes when i stare at Him...
    and he looks at me...
    it isn't because he noticed I was staring...
    but because he was about to look at me...
    <3
    
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12. monio0O
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 2:26am UTC
    and who else remembers...
    hello
    BAY - BEEEEEE
    nmf
    
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13. monio0O
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:00am UTC
    If I had a dollar for every time you said you Loved me...
    Then I would be
    Broke and homeless.
    
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14. monio0O
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    & Am I the Only One...
    who has never heard a baby say
    "Goo Goo Gah Gah"
    I mean SERIOUSLY...
    The only Person i know who has said "Gah Gah"
    Is Lady Gaga...
    
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15. monio0O
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    I'm no beauty queen, I'm just Fugly me...
    
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16. monio0O
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    wow
    just when i thought my life was getting better.
    Just when i thought " wow, i am getting prettier!'
    dust when i thought " wow! no drama!"
    JUST when i thought " I'm FINALLY happy!"
    You ruin it!
    MY life? BETTER?? HA! never!
    ME? PRETTY? no way!
    I EVERY THING THAT HAPPENS IN MY MISERABLE LIFE,
    too good to be true...
    hanks mom, for giving me a life
    But then again Thanks mom, for ruining it.
    Thanks mom, for making me your building blocks
    Building me up...
    then tearing me down
    Thanks mom,
    ♥
    Not
    
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17. monio0O
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 1:39am UTC
    If you play a joke on me saying your not my friend anymore.
    that just means our friendship is a joke
    if your gonna take our friendship as a joke. then Just dont bother being my friend
    
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18. monio0O
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 10:03am UTC
    Dear friends,
    Thank you for being there for me, even though you guys always leave me out of things . Thank you for being nice to me even though at lunch when one of us sat alone you guys got up and sat with here and left me alone.
    or today when you all sat together on the bus on our way back from a field trip, you mad room for eachother and left me a row in front of you, do you know how much it hurt when I heard you say " YAY, we're all here! ", and I wasn't . I know I already am but i truly hate being left out.
    PLEASE don't leave me out. I'm left out enough...
    
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19. monio0O
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 9:46am UTC
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20. monio0O
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    
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