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December 13, 2013 10:28am UTC

I don't know why people Hate Por.n Movies?Although it is the most Positive MovieNo MurderNo WarNo FightNo Cheating (Everybody enjoys the Climax)Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending forall Charcters AND the Best part "u will understand even if u r watching from middle"..;-)

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December 12, 2013 1:50pm UTC

If you really love that person, learn to wait.Maybe you are not meant to be together fortoday but meant to be in the future.

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December 12, 2013 1:06pm UTC

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

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awesomejapneet*
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December 12, 2013 6:02am UTC

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you..

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awesomejapneet*
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December 11, 2013 5:11am UTC

A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor
sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof:yes
student; if u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me 'A'
professor agreed
boy asked, 'what is legal but nt logical, logical but nt legal & neither legal nor logical?
prof thought it about it for hrs & pondered no answer
He had to finally give up as he really did nt know. He gave the boy his 'A'
the following day, professor asked same Ques to his students
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands
He asked one student
he answered: sir, u're 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but nt logical
ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but nt legal
ur wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet u have given him an 'A'
It's neither logical nor legal
The professor collapsed...=))

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awesomejapneet*
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December 11, 2013 4:49am UTC

In the Flowers, My Rose is You.In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is You.In the Sky, My Moon is You.I am only Body, My Heart is You.That is why i always Miss You!!

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awesomejapneet*
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December 10, 2013 5:21pm UTC

WARNING
Warning about amazon
Be careful what you buy on amazon.
If you buy stuff on line, check out
the seller carefully.
A friend (Mr. xyz ) has just spent
$200 plus Tax on a p*nis
enlarger.
The basta*ds sent him a
magnifying glass!!!
The only instructions said, "Do not
use in sunlight."

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awesomejapneet*
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December 10, 2013 3:33am UTC

When i was studying,my mom was calling me..
but i dint respond,
i was deeply involved in studies but she called again and again,
i shouted pls Leav me to study,
i want to study
i want to study. .
My mom slaped me and said. .
"idiot. . Stop dreamin. . Wake up n study!!!"

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December 9, 2013 3:29am UTC

Flash News frm BBC:February 14 is said to be safest day on earth...!!How ....???Come on yar, Terroristz also have Gal frnd

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awesomejapneet*
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December 8, 2013 4:13pm UTC

If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I'm perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

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December 8, 2013 12:39pm UTC

A Woody Joke:What wood happen,if u had a wooden car,with wooden seatswooden tyresandalso a wooden engine?.....So simpleIt Woodn't start..!!

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awesomejapneet*
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December 8, 2013 7:03am UTC

When we cannot get what we love, we must love whatis within our reach.

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awesomejapneet*
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December 7, 2013 1:43pm UTC

Never cry for the person who hurtsyou..just smile & say "thanks for givingme a chance to find someone betterthan you."

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awesomejapneet*
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December 7, 2013 8:42am UTC

"Respect the heart who find TIME for u in their busy Schedule."But love the heart who NEVER SEE their Schedule when u NEED them...

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awesomejapneet*
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December 7, 2013 7:13am UTC

If you love what you do, you will never work another day in your life

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awesomejapneet*
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December 7, 2013 3:23am UTC

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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