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1. momocogo
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   September 6, 2012 10:40pm UTC
   couple weeks into school :)
   me: every single night "mom i finished my homework"
   mom: good job!
   next day of school
   teacher: students tonight is back to school must have your parents come!
   me: ughhhhhhhhh
   goes home
   me: mom...
   mom: what?
   me: tonights back to school night
   mom: ok lets go
   me: ok
   goes back to school night
   mom talks to all my teachers gets done i see her walk out...
   mom: YOU LIED TO ME SAYING YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING! BESIDES YOUR HOMEWORK AND CLASS WORK!!!!!
   me: texting and listeninig to music and on facebook you?
   
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2. momocogo
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   August 7, 2012 12:02am UTC
   calling me perfect.....
   is like calling everyone else perfect
   i have flaws like everyone else
   
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3. momocogo
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   August 6, 2012 9:16pm UTC
   proves when ur bf doesnt pay attention to your txt messages!
   me: heyy:)
   bf: hey wyd
   me: cleaning off my make up u?
   bf: same
   me: O.o
   
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4. momocogo
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   August 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   guy: i have a crush on
   me: oh im srry i have a bf but thats sweet tho
   guy thanx
   me: so even tho i have a bf ur not gunna be mean and stop talking to me later on right?
   guy: of course not, im not like that promise;)
   ONE WEEK LATER
   me: (txts guy that has crush on her) heyy:)
   guy: u know i realize ur not worth it i feel bad for ur bf hes got a real sl/t on his hands u dirty wh/re bag good bye im not speaking to a wh/re like u again
   me: u sure cuz u just did ;P any way believe what u want bye!
   they say the stuff they dont mean
   and later on they say the stuff they want to make u feel like trash
   some guys r just retarted -_-
   
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5. momocogo
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   August 5, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   meets an old guy friend!
   guy: hey
   me: hi -_-
   guy: u have a nice body i would smash it in bed
   me: u have a nice head i wuld like to smash it into a wall
   punk!
   
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6. momocogo
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   August 5, 2012 3:51am UTC
   me: (looks in mirror)
   me: wow i should really put some makeup
   me: (walks out with makeup on)
   mom: U LOOK LIKE A HOOKER
   
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7. momocogo
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   August 5, 2012 3:34am UTC
   y is it that people only see whats on the outside and not on the inside
   then they see the inside when you only bring it out
   
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8. momocogo
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   August 5, 2012 3:05am UTC
   that moment
   when the popular girl comes up to you and calls you a sl//t
   and ur at that point when u wanna say "go look at yourself in the mirror befor calling me that"
   
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9. momocogo
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   August 5, 2012 2:44am UTC
   6th grade: the girl who only wore leggings and no makeup was shy had one best friend that was a guy who like her and she liked him but never dated. but had the biggest crush on the popular guy
   7th grade:the girl who wears shorts and skinny jeans and make up and yelled i love pie and smiled who had 30 best friends and now is with the popular guy
   summer: the guy who was ur best friend "you have changed ur not the girl i used to like and what happend"
   begining of 8th: go be urself
   
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