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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:20am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you're on the computer
    and your mom sits down next to you.
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    my format:)!:):)

  2. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    I love the term "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it sounds like there's more than one outcome.
    Yeah, we're expecting a baby.
    But it could be a velociraptor.

  3. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:26pm UTC
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  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    That moment of panic when
    when the person cutting your hair says "whoops".

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Knowing your family so well that
    you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps.

  6. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Your pinky is the smallest finger but its capable of holding the biggest secrets.
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    I hate having family as
    Friends on facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post.

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:56am UTC
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  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When you actually have to tell
    someone that you
    are being sarcastic.

  10. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    that depressing moment when
    you finish unwrapping all your presents

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    I wish I was
    One of those girls
    Who could take a picture at any time
    And still look beautiful .
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  12. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    & who else
    wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

  13. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  14. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on earth. We are treated like children, but expected to act like adults.

  15. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:12am UTC
    I hate when its dark and my brain is like ,
    " Hey you know what we haven't thought
    of in a while?
    MONSTERS."
    Credit: FaveFormats

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:34am UTC
    running up the stairs real fast
    because you sense an evil presense behind you?
    nmq
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:01am UTC
    no katy perry,
    i have never felt like a plastic bag,
    or like a house of cards, for that matter.

  18. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:04am UTC
    save your heart
    for someone who
    leaves you
    BREATHLESS.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    New Year = New Me
    Who am I kidding?
    I will be the same
    Loving the same boy who doesn't love me back.
    Doing the same mistakes over and over again.
    And...still hoping for a good year.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  20. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Anyone else Lie in bed
    making mental movies of perfect scenarios in life?

:)

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