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moesb4hoes

1. moesb4hoes
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 10:21am UTC
   any1 kno wher i can git lots o vasaline? cuz on sundays i lyk to cover myself in it nd pritend im a slug.
   
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2. moesb4hoes
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   February 18, 2012 11:17pm UTC
   conf #2, hoes: i wish words left marks so people could see how bad it hurts.
   
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3. moesb4hoes
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   February 18, 2012 10:57pm UTC
   conf # 1, hoes: i can hold my vodka longer then my momma ever held me.people insult me for a lot, but my momma nevar taught me how to spell. and when yall insult me, well, it hurts, but my momma said so much worse. and erytime someone insultsme, it brings back memries. i cant help but insult, i dont know how.
   
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4. moesb4hoes
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   February 18, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   youz allz is mad perf
   
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5. moesb4hoes
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   February 18, 2012 10:36pm UTC
   like diz 4 confessions hoes
   
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6. moesb4hoes
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   February 18, 2012 10:34pm UTC
   dont you jus hate when spiders jus sit on your wall like dey pay rent??
   
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7. moesb4hoes
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   February 18, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   hoes, though
   
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